Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2020

Is it filled with disinfectant?

Pig and Goat would need much bigger eggs. Could make an amusing strip, with all these decorated eggs talking to each other.

reminds me of Sheldon of “US Acres”… with body paint

I fully expect this will be next…

Unfortunately, that may also be an airtight pod.

Well, except for the leg openings.

Oh no! Leg openings! Here comes the virus.

So, the one guy from US Acres is immune?

In five days, he’d better stay away from any Cinco de Mayo parties.

Eggcellent, Rat. Eggcellent.

Is that White House approved?

Looking good, Rat!

No airholes? Rat, you fool! You’ll all get it!

Pig nailed it!

Trapped like the Rat … Rat is ! … Croc Power !

I take it Goat is not a gamer.

I went to the doctors office yesterday. Empty waiting room, every-other chair signage “Do not sit here”, and Easter decorations still up…

Makes me think – if someone would license the Cone of Silence from Get Smart and start cranking them out, we could all return to work, restaurants, etc.

If light and Lysol kill the coronavirus, I’ll bet ionizing radiation REALLY does a number on it. So all we have to do is detonate low-yield fission bombs over the high-population areas, and the econo… uhhhhh, the PEOPLE… can back to normal.

I’m surprised no-one in control of the nuclear stockpile has figured this out yet.

The meat packers want PPE or as I call it PPM – Personally Protecting the MEAT!!!

Invention of Adrian Monk?

Eggistential crisis…

How come pig and goat are so close to each other?

There is an easter egg hidden in today’s strip.

How is he gonna see?

Did Panel 2 give anyone else a “Willie Wonka” flashback?

♪ ♫ I AM THE EGG MAN! ♫ ♪

genius

/test/ \test\

Rat is a genius

Are you trying to egg us on?

I live in a protective bubble.

’Reminds me of my old friend Sam Monella.

Maybe it’s a Reese’s egg.

Wonder how much he had to shell out for that contraption?

Considering how close Pig and Goat are without wearing masks, Rat’s thing is not that crazy.

Easter is NOT over, it doesn’t end until Pentecost Sunday! Hallelujah, he is risen!

Wonder what joke Rat will make by the time they all can’t go outside without wearing masks? My money’s on “I’m glad I no longer have to look at your face.”

Don’t let our Gubernator Fat Daddy (in Illinois) see that, Rat, or we’ll all be required to pod up starting tomorrow!

Just get a bubble like Farina’s