Close to Home by John McPherson for April 29, 2020

I’m quite sure the people following behind wouldn’t think much of it.

That makes bucket seats seem crude. Oh wait a minute, not that kind of bucket seat.

Bleeb says yeah, cool, but where is the toilet paper holder?

And if you eat at Taco Bell, you never have to stop for gas!

Just carry a couple of Depends with you!!

driving and driving in your stench-filled car.

Where can I get those installed in my car?

But she wanted a clean bathroom.

Jerry Hubbard after the show was cancelled.

Looks like a real dump.

Smooth move ex-lax

Toilet paper not included

Kohler makes cars now?

No paper??

It should have been named John’s Auto Sales!

What? Give up Depends?!

And you give truck drivers a show when you pass them.

There has been a time or two that I could have used a set up like that. Once while stuck on the Interstate my girlfriend ended up crying because she had no choice but to pee in my chair seat.

If everyone had set up like that they would be driving on the stinking road.

“Those windshield wipers slappin’ out a tempo, keepin’ perfect rhythm with…huuuuunnh…the song on the radio-o, but I gotta keep rollin’…”

I would have paid big money for something like that a couple of times on the 405 at 5 in LA.

You can keep drivin’ until you’re completely pooped.

Must be a Yugo…………….#1 or #2 is your choice

Where’s the seat belt?

Works best as speeds over 60 mph in heavy traffic.

That’s disgusting!

Fernwood Auto? Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.

yip— and this is where it is located. In Nicholson PA. https://www.fernwoodautosales.com/cars-for-sale

Toilet jokes never seem to lose their appeal to the masses.

Comes with an extra tail pipe!

…in your stench-filled auto.

It will have to have driver assist because after 10 minutes your legs will fall asleep and you won’t be able to operate the pedals.

You might hit a pothole

The seating looks incredibly hard and uncomfortable. Also, lack of seatbelt concerns me. Oh, and the color doesn’t exactly match the rest of the interior.

Here is another problem with these toilets, in addition to being very hard..the water…or whatever…IN the toilet will keep sloshing up and splashing you. Gross!

That is what we’re left with now that C-19 has struck. There is no where open when you can use the restrooms!

Will it convert my compost into combustible fuel?

It figures. Now I can’t reach the pedals or the paper!!!!!!!! Bleeb? Could you maybe show me something in a Mini Pooper???? :)

a catheter and colostomy bag would work better and be more comfortable…sorta…

OK, I see a couple of problems with this, along with the lack of toilet paper rolls, there’s another bathroom that nobody likes to clean. Oh, I guess there’s a plumbing issue too.

“Don’t need ‘em — I’m an astronaut!”

Does it raise or lower your carbon footprint?

♫ Passengers will please refrain

From flushing toilets while the car ♪ ♫

♪ Is standing in the garage. I love you.