“But Lord, during this hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?” “Because,” says the Lord, “Sandpeople always ride single-file, to hide their numbers.”
A bowl of nachos and pitcher of iced adult beverage while sitting at a table on an outdoor deck watching the sun set is a verified religious experience.
Dr. Quatermass over 4 years ago
Jesus of Parrothead
Panufo over 4 years ago
Jesus’ first miracle was making wine (good wine) to keep a party going. Sometimes Bolling’s theology is spot-on, even if he wasn’t trying.
Gent over 4 years ago
But the great bear god in the skies never lets his devotees down!
dadoctah over 4 years ago
“But Lord, during this hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?” “Because,” says the Lord, “Sandpeople always ride single-file, to hide their numbers.”
wrd2255 over 4 years ago
Watch me turn this wine into water…well, urine anyway.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Talking to a god is “praying”. A god talking to you is a mental health crisis.
comixbomix over 4 years ago
To paraphrase Bob Seger, “these shoes ain’t got the same soul…”
Godfreydaniel over 4 years ago
The Son of Man cannot live on bread and beach alone…..
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
A bowl of nachos and pitcher of iced adult beverage while sitting at a table on an outdoor deck watching the sun set is a verified religious experience.
GaryCooper over 4 years ago
Messiahs get thirsty, too.
bigplayray over 3 years ago
I love the randomness of this strip!