Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 12, 2020

Good ending, Jef!

No social distancing there.

But me no butts?!

Interesting, Jef’s friend Stephan Pastis (Pearls Before Swine) used to tease Jef with jokes about an avid cyclist named Jeff and make jokes about comic censors. Now Jef is doing his own comic censoring.

Most people here are still at work, although they do it from home instead of in the office. So the only thing different for most of us here, is location.

Frazz saves the day! But Caulfield is as cooperative as ever.

Of course Caulfield got it in anyway!

Those desperate shoppers would eventually become the butt of the joke.

I hope we don’t all get wiped out. Or…

Sherzo might be on to something here…

Lol love it

A cheeky response

I am, and shall be eternally, grateful that I am not having to home school my children. Teaching is a gift that I do NOT have.Loved a sign that I saw early on: Many parents are about to discover that the teacher was not the problem. [!]

I don’t get it. Is the lockdown making people poop more? Or is just an excuse to go for some lowbrow humour?

You know who IS on HBO? Bill Maher. Also John Oliver. Both perfectly willing to use the king’s English to barely begin to describe the monumental stupidity of the way Disaster Pumpkin has exacerbated an already awful situation into an apocalyptic catastrophe. There are times when a simple “gosh darn it” doesn’t get the job done, and this is one of them.

If things are indeed shut down, shouldn’t that include the school? Then why is Frazz still hanging out with his little friend?

Most assuredly.

Slyboots!

What a miserable state of affairs when parents are less worried — and legitimately so — that their children will be molested by some perverted stranger than that they’ll be infected and killed by a perfectly nice, ordinary nabor.