That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 01, 2020

Sylvester Stallone after the operation.

Gerard was engrossed in his book that he didn’t realize it was dinner time.

Hidden away deep in the National Statuary Hall basement, the study for the rejected Mrs. Lincoln Memorial.

Milk its good for you, now in gallon size jugs!

Hey, what’s the flavor on your side?

pick one from menu A and one from menu B…

There once was a girl named Cath / Had three sons named Nat, Pat, and Tat / It was fun in the breeding / But hell in the feeding / When she found there was no tit for Tat.

“Thanks, for the Mammaries…”

Easily the cleverest joke of the day.

Gerard would always be last when picking sides for basketball as well.

Shouldn’t that be “Amboobité”?

Those naughty Italians! Imagine—convincing that poor lady that she was a wolf!

Lady Justice’s older sister, Lady Social Security.

She was a shot putter on the East Berlin Olympic team.

Good things come to those who wait…

Also ambilaiterité

There’s always one kid in the family who prefers books to boobs.

No one was going to tell Michelle she could not breast feed in public.

Is anyone else imagining what her knees look like under that sheet? Oh la laaaa!

A magnifique mother, is France / and every child has a chance/ to visit the “dairy”/ and suck til it’s scary/ but she can’t quite provide them with pants.

Quid infants sumus?

(Cont’d.) She’s a muscular so-and-so/ but nothing will stanch the flow/ from her copious breasts/ she keeps feeding the pests/ who simply can’t seem to let go..

The book says, “milk makes you fat”.

(Cont’d.) It’s great that she behaves so “Mommy-ly”/ and is smiling so blithely and balmily/ but something lacks clarity/ Is her strange muscularity/ an amazing hormonal anomaly ?

Trevor not only figured out how to wean himself; he also taught himself to read.

Parent reacting to each child’s first inevitable boo-boo.

1st Child: “Omigod, he’s got a scrape! Get antiseptics, gauze, boiling water, bandages! Where are the antibiotics? Call the pediatrician!”

2nd Child: “It’s just a scratch. Put a Band-aid on it.”

3rd Child: Survivor.

The Republic: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Daumier_R%C3%A9publique.jpg 

has info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/daumier_honore.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/honore-daumier 

http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/321/honore-daumier-french-1808-1879/ 

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/5762/honor_-daumier 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/honor%C3%A9-daumier/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/d/daumier/biograph.html 

https://www.askart.com/artist_bio/Honore_Daumier/9000032/Honore_Daumier.aspx 

https://prabook.com/web/honore.daumier/3732477 

http://www.all-art.org/history458-1.html 

https://www.artble.com/artists/honore_daumier 

https://www.musee-orsay.fr/en/events/exhibitions/in-the-museums/exhibitions-in-the-musee-dorsay-more/article/daumier-3993.html 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2014/12/24?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment and reply is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 2 embedded images aren’t shown and 26 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2440 (April 30, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Romulus, Remus and Leroy… the French connection. :>)

Kid reading book: “Hey! This cookbook has nothing but milk recipes!”

the old time people had men’s only families, when the kids were weaned the breast went down. and all lived happily ever after.

The Republic – being “sucked dry” by the Republicans..

How comes this symbolic disparity ?/ This symbol cries out for clarity!/ Am I “Justice”, or “Truth”/ or the “Hope of French Youth”?/ I’m not “Liberty”..might I be “Charity” ?

“I didn’t volunteer for this.”

Martha, thanking her lucky stars that she didn’t have triplets.