Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 10, 2020

That must be a “smart-mouthed” bass.

Do you know how to tell which end of the worm is the head of the worm?

Just tickle the middle and see which end giggles.

Cold blooded, cold-hearted fish!! Poor sensitive Rodney.

Rodney got fish-slapped, and then he was taunted a second time!

“Baited Breath Fish Jive”

At least it wasn’t a plastic worm. (Which should be banned!!)

and only costs $545 per pound

I’ve heard of Red Snapper, but this is my first ‘Green Slapper’.

hillarious

Well he is not Asian carp, they jump right in the boat.

That spot was highly recommended; it’s the biggest bass-hole in Id.

Sounds like my dinner with the ladies….minus the slap of course :P

Maybe Rodney got his bate atEbates

Fish with attitude! Might want to go for a pizza instead Rodney!

Getted slapped by a stupid fish does not come as a surprise, specially when it is the great fighter Sir Rodney.

Did Sir Rodney cast the role of the worm so badly?

Rodney, outdone by a fish.