B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 19, 2020

I guess there’s not much chance of seeing Mary Ann or Ginger.

“Here Comes That Sinking Feeling – Eurythmics”

I don’t see any sharks circling.

My favorite screen saver of all time was Johnny Castaway. If I could get it working with no problems for Win10 I’d be enjoying it more then YouTube.

Adjust for the times — or sink.

At least this one is still good for a chuckle.

Deserted, not desert

So this is the time share they told us about at the dinner.

Well,,,“The Sand Castle Didn’t Last Very Long”.

Can you say that in Gilbertese? :-o

SO LETS DO SOMETHING THING ABOUT IT!!!!

Now that sea levels are rising, so are the fools on the tree LOL

It’s the Flood, and it was predicted.

Don’t you two read the Bible?

I’m still ticked with Samsung for removing the option to have the wallpaper on my Galaxy phone rotate when i rotate the phone to landscape. I like to use live wallpapers, but some of those wallpapers require a vertical position to look right.

Bring it back, Samsung!

An old gag and still no rescue in sight. How will they ever get off that tree? “Sea turtles, mate.”

“than”….people really need to figure out the difference between ‘then’ and ‘than.’ It’s simple if you remember ‘then’ means ‘when’ and ‘than’ means ‘either or’….

Social distancing gets complicated while in a coconut tree.

I remember the Far Side cartoon with the two castaways hauling themselves up on a rock. The one on top hollers, “At least we won’t starve. There are a lot of clams up here!” (…or was it barnacles?)

D’oh!

Has anyone kept track of desert island vs snowman gags? Who’s winning?

Is anyone saving the fresh water melt from ocean salt pollution?

Yep these gags are getting deep.

don’t worry, global warming is all just a hoax. that water is a figment of your imagination.

Nicely timed. We are flooded here in Michigan.

here’s how: https://www.screensaversplanet.com/help/guides/windows/how-to-run-johnny-castaway-on-windows-64-bit-28

Just shut up and hang on to your nuts! :D

A. The sea level rise isn’t sudden or catastrophic.

B. If the sea level does rise a lot, there will still be islands: Things that used to be hills.

Oh no! Tell me it ain’t so BC!

IF the computer program-based “science” is correct, there’d still be just as many islands – just in different locations.

Wait. They had global warming then too? Methane from dinosaur farts this time? (no cows).