Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 21, 2011

Curse you, Brewster! Must…have…Cheese… Balls…

Someone needs to grab Brewster’s balls.

Great balls of cheddar!

Yeuk! Cheese ball breath. Hope the air scrubbers can cope with it.

Wasn’t there something in an earlier comic about Brewster being lactose intolerant….?

Isn’t that cannibalism?

If Brewster is lactose intolerane, he’s probably forgotten.

I could control my weight if my refrigerator was 4 miles away.

Perhaps the Kurds will find a whey to stage an intervention.

He’s getting warmed up for April 17, which is National Cheese Ball Day.

Medical experts prefer to call this “curd sphere dependence syndrome”.

And I think Rickard is going to milk it for all it’s worth.

I thought his addiction was to ham.

You are what you eat.

Lew, I agree with you on the refrigerator location–it would help me too!

Being lactose intolerant is fine when it comes to cheese balls. Now, if you’re toxic waste intolerant, then they’ll be a problem.

He should stay away from Costco.

I like how Brewster keeps his cheese balls in a glass jar. He doesn’t go with the plastic/foil bag they came in. They gotta go where they are respected and safe. In a glass jar.

I hate cheese balls!

I love cheese balls!

Just thinking about them makes me want to puke.

Just thinking about them makes me want to EAT CHEESE BALLS

Something has to be done about this; it just doesn’t look right for the captain to be clutching his balls everywhere he goes.

Help him, Pam; if anyone can separate him from his balls, you can.

(I may get older, but I’ll never grow up.)

Are those cheesy poofs like Cartman loves or are they real cheese? I don’t enjoy cheese, except cheese puffs, cheese popcorn and on pizza. (but I need six items to cover up the cheese….I’m not sure what people see in cheese…) Would people drink 98% whole milk? Is there anything in cheese besides weeks old milk?

@Lewreader, the secret is to keep your ‘fridge stocked with stuff you should be eating. I keep mine stocked with Kale, Celery, Carrot sticks, Kefir, etc. Never buy stuff you really shouldn’t eat, and it is much easier not to eat it. (I bought a package of oatmeal cookies for the first time in 6 months Sunday. I tried hard to only eat a few, but ended up eating 7 before the kids eliminated the temptation.) The kids complained about all the “yucky” food, but they’ve grow to like most of it.

BTW, my favorite meal is a fruit smoothie with oatmeal (carbs) and kale and celery.

Five bucks for a one pound jar of cheese balls at Walgreens.

The colorist forgot to add the orange fingers and lips.

“Sour cream, Brewster?” “I want to dip my balls in it!”

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