Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for June 04, 2020

Milford vs Valley Modified….get your tickets now. Will this be a home and home series. What, if anything, do you think GilPa (the disengaged AD) will have to say.Valley Modified, does not have an AD cuz they don’t have not teams!!!

P1, Sit on it and spin, Mayor!

P2, And if R&W are writing it you know it’s gonna be ridiculous.

P3, Damn, and I was really hoping for golf before July 4th for a change.

We just need a few weeks to practice. Nooooo! Is there a dentist in the house? Need Novocain stat!

Put a quash on this one Gil! Ruin his life, now ruin his dreams!

Hello , Coach Kaz , It’s me Chris , I’m putting together a baseball team at my new school and we need a coach .In all reality , everyone knows you’re ten times better than Thorp. This is a great opportunity for you, how about coaching us ?

P1: Welcome a bored. P2: “It’s Gonna Be Cool” like, football season. P3: See you in September.

C’mon, Mickey call Judy and get the gang together! We can put on a show!

Oh man, I’m betting on Alternatives. They got Sunshine Bass!! (And a portly Wally Cleaver.)

This exhibition will be for 9 innings. Please let me introduce special guest umpire herk the Mauler

Scorekeeper will be Chester the Molester

P 3: “…just give us a few weeks to learn stuff like how to hold a bat, which direction to run the bases, and how to catch a ball without getting hit in the face…”

P 2: “…uh, like who are you again?…”

Usually I dread the goofy golf story lines of the summer. This year I look forward to it. The estate of Jack Berrill should sue these writers.

Weeks!!! Oh my!

You always have to get the co-valedictorians approval to play unscheduled games.

Never seen anybody so excited about starting a Wiffle Ball team. Wonder how many bleeders will join.

Hey, that’s Lumpy, not Wally.

In all reality, Mike takes his crew of goof-balls who have never played any kind of organized team sport, and whips Gil’s team, proving that Gil don’t know what he’s doing

I sure hope tomorrow’s first panel says, "After two weeks of practice, Mike’s band of misfits are ready to take on the Mudlarks.

At first glance, I thought Chris was sitting there Al Bundy-style. That would have been great. And speaking of great, it’s always great to get a new episode of Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

On second thought, this will be less The Longest Yard and more Bad News Bears. Just with an older band of misfits.

Cuttersjock missing update – hasn’t posted in over 2 months. Bitsy we know about, she’s on a self-imposed exile until The Mayor is impeached. And what happened to….forget the exact name, originally he was Harvey Flopenheimer or something like that. More recently he had a different name, but was fond of posting YouTube video clips. Is he gone too?