Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 03, 2020

“Cheese Of The Dead”

Mozzterella cheese

Every single day.

That must be a hunk of Limburger since it’s so aggressive.

Run!!

Looks like a cheesy horror show!

Here come all the cheesy jokes.

Find a big knife so you’re ready when it’s time to cut the cheese.

It’s Pacman 2.0 and you two are the ghosts.

More like a parallel universe!

Guys! (and Ladies!) Obviously, it’s …….Muenster cheese

looks like the cheese moved himself

Frankenstein’s Muenster…

We had years of management by best seller. Cheese, Hedgehogs, Walgreens etc. Oh I almost forgot Seattle fish market.

Night of the Living Swiss

Somedays you get the cheese, somedays the cheese gets you!

The cheese is a-maze-d

PacMouse.

Quick, someone cut the cheese!

We Wis. Cheeseheads enjoyed among the best killing shots on the North during the War Between The States (I’m dead on at 100-yards). However, my Psychlology-101 experience at UW-Madison was aMAZEingly only in the world famous Monkey Lab.

Yes. 2020!

didn’t your father tell you that if you went back in time do not step on a bug?

Oh no! It’s the Green Bay Packers fans!!!

It’s up to no gouda.

This is how you know too much mold has grown and taken over your cheese.

In Soviet Russia, cheese hunts you.

Look out, it’s Muenster cheese!

The cheese has gone bad!

Yes, more and more each day.