Herman by Jim Unger for June 10, 2020

Renting a police car will save them time later

They want a swift car, because they’re not.

Give them the slow conspicuous one.

Spring for the extra insurance.

Ah, NO.

“Okay. Here’s Bugs Bunny.”

As long as no one gets Hertz

“Sure. Collision or just liability insurance?”

At least they’re wearing masks.

Call Uber/Lyft. They do short hops

“I don’t know. The last time you tried out a car, you brought it back full of bullet holes.”

I read somewhere that some wannabe bank robbers hired an uber and while they were in the bank robbing it the uber driver called the cops. duh.

sure, but as with any loan you have to present valid ids and don’t mind while we do a little background checkup

Tesla

The way the economy is going, this is my plan for future income.

Hah ha ha! What a bunch of morons! Don’t you guys know you have to wear your masks over your mouths in a pandemic? Sheesh!