JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 15, 2020

Daily reminders:

Wash your hands

Wear a mask

Practice social distancing

A little overkill on keeping clean?

That’s what you get for not wearing a mask, Joe. Now, STRIP!

;-)

OTHER people are wearing masks to protect YOU and other people, not to protect themselves. PLEASE show the same courtesy, or be a selfish low-life like the so many losers we have witnessed, sad to say.

Just thinking of others and hoping to end this all sooner than later. Peace out.

Make and sell a face mask that says “Please cover your nose” on the outside.

I don’t get it. But to me it looks like a car wash.

I’m not going to lie; that looks like fun!

Make sure they don’t charge you extra for a waxing, Joe!

Since Joe hasn’t got a clue yet, I hope this works on the way out too.

Come one people; can you count to 175,000 yet? We are NOT a bunch of folk feeding ourselves on a quarter section anymore. We’re starting live like the livestock we used to keep. It all follows: use a mask like a condom; don’t smoke in public; keep yourself clean!

Nowadays, there’s no such thing as using a public restroom.

Please, not another mask discussion…

I would think UVC light and sunglasses would be easier

A new and improved way to wipe your butt.

When I was a kid, I wanted to BE the car going though the car wash.

Doctor Who did something like that in 2006

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=htkUa_fVwCA

Checked that one and a few other on the site. What Jerks! Those partying adults (I use this term loosely) are cleansing the gene pool as they come down with COVID-19 and find it’s not a joke.

I don’t understand the comic. Guess I’m dense.

Can someone explain this comic to me? I don’t get it.