Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 22, 2020

Amen, brother…..

I’ll take any type of cents. Good cents, common cents, copper cents, silver cents, any cents at all would be good.

Is there such thing a Sanity Sense? Because if there is… I think it might be the thing that is hoarded the most.

Which crisis

Wow – TRUE, that!Stay sane everyone…

People would only hoard common sense if they were told they could wipe their butts with it.

It could be that someone has already gathered it all and locked it away in a vault in a deep monster infested dungeon.

amen Shoe, amen to that.

It must be being hoarded someplace. Nobody has displayed or expended any in decades.

Respect for healthcare workers and medical science has been in short supply in a lot of places, too.

it was already in short supply before the pandemic…

That’s because there isn’t any common sense to be hoarded.

I disagree, seems to me that it must be being hoarded, sinse I don’t see any of it being used ……..

Common sense is an endangered species.

To me that sounds like a good thing!

“Common” sense ain’t so common anymore.

Got that right

It’s been “whored”.

“Common sense,” like it’s counterpart “common courtesy,” has become an oxymoron – or perhaps, more an hydroxymoron?

If there is such a thing as common sense, everyone would have it. They don’t, so there isn’t.

One CANNOT HOARD a commodity that is as rare and as elusive as unicorns ridden by leprechauns. Also, it would DEFY COMMON SENSE to hoard common sense. Folks are so busy hoarding stupidity, arrogance, venality, and mendacity that they have neither the time nor the inclination to abandon their greedy, miserly, and unreasonable supplies and stocks of their proudly lunatic holdings.

Then there are those who think they have common sense when they insist that with a 99.9% recovery rate (wrong) It’s just common sense not to wear masks in public.

People who refuse to wear masks in public should INSIST that the next time they need surgery, nobody in the operating room will wear masks, either.

’Tis ever a thankless task

To get misfits to make with the mask

Our chicken coop’s flooded

By weasels (well-blooded)

“Why ME, Lord?” therefore I ask

the term ‘common sense’ is an oxymoron: If it’s so common why don’t more people have it?

Not really common is it?

Sadly true.

It’s hard to hoard what you don’t have.