Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 10, 2020

Could be worse. Could be clothing optional.

Is that a male joke? Personally, I could imagine much worse, that a fit young man in speedos…

My lawn mower looks better than Frazz’ Speedo.

Man and woman were born without swimsuits. Swimming nude is a delight—maybe not for the judgment-minded.

Swimming is much more healthier on the body, though.

Ok. This is my first time reading Frazz, and I’m hoping everyone else has noticed that he looks like a teenage Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. I mean, after Watterson ended C & H, this could pretty much be a continuation, like 10 years later, he’s dropped Hobbes, and moved onto other things.

What’s the T-shirt logo?

Why don’t more people plant clover? Never needs mowing, takes as much traffic as grass and makes croquet much more interesting.

Do NOT mow the grass in your speedo!

DictionNerd here. It’s the reader or listener who infers; the writer or speaker implies.

Had vision of a tv huckster on one of those really bad tv channels, who offered a one-size-fits-all, knitted speedo. Horrifying just to contemplate. Glad there wasn’t Wait!! There’s More!! Would have been too awful to watch.

I never thought of him mowing is his swim suit. My thought went more along the lines of adult peer pressure…my yard looks great compared to yours nah nah nah.

Pretty sure I’d prefer swimming to mowing grass. Of course, I’ve mowed many more miles of grass than I’ve swum.

This might be the 1st time the word “inference” has been used in a comic!

You molded this little brat, Frazz. You reap what you sow.

Watching people swim is boring. Even Michael Phelps is slower than a guy jog-trotting on the pool deck.

I got stung over a dozen times mowing the yellow jacket’s nest two weeks ago. A speedo would definitely have made it even worse.