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I’ve never actually kissed a duck. I’ve slept with a goat, but that was just family togetherness time (he was less “kicky” in his sleep than the family dog).
RAGs over 4 years ago
Where’s Sideshow Bob when you need him?
Zykoic over 4 years ago
Until they send the bill.
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
This sends a fowl message!
dadoctah over 4 years ago
Kiss a pheasant to become more pleasant!
mrcooncat over 4 years ago
Sounds like blarney to me …
Richard L. Johnston over 4 years ago
One thing’s certain—the duck’s life will never be the same.
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
And that’s how COVID-19 started.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Land office business at the carnival today.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
That’s one quacked up lady
tony_n_jen2003 over 4 years ago
That has to be ill eagle somewhere.
Rev Phnk Ey over 4 years ago
That’s the duck that used to work for Groucho.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 4 years ago
Or kiss the cod.
Agapostemon over 4 years ago
It only works if you kiss the duck on its lips.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Sounds more like “pay a buck to be a schmuck”.
Linguist over 4 years ago
Mallard Filmore’s real job!
jpozenel over 4 years ago
I can tell you for sure that this doesn’t work…a friend told me…
Ray over 4 years ago
For better or for worse?
dadoctah over 4 years ago
I’ve never actually kissed a duck. I’ve slept with a goat, but that was just family togetherness time (he was less “kicky” in his sleep than the family dog).