Close to Home by John McPherson for July 05, 2020

Well, a can of potato chips might just do as well as Alexa in giving a weather report.In the meantime, Bleeb seems to be enjoying studying a dysfunctional family.

Maybe it’s time for some new glasses.

Curly, with a chance of salt.

Pringles > Alexa

LOL

Rise from the chair. Go to the window. Look out.

“Ha! Shows how much you know!”, the husband replies, “I’ve cleverly disguised Alexa as an old can of Chips!”.

Can of chips is more useful (and tasty) than Alexa.

…and they are just as useful.

You buy “chips” in a cardboard can and “he’s” an idiot?

She does not know that he just paid $100 for that can of chips.

More like a can of mashed potato chips.

“Alexa…call Siri and tell her to call Cortana to tell Google to tell my wife I said: “Bite me!”…oh, and order more chips!”

God, what did I just eat then?

Last year I took a picture of a 3-foot foam roller we use in our gym and Photoshopped Alexa markings on it, made a picture of my trainer using it in his room.

Hey, the can of potato chips might be right! The weather man misses it more than he hits it.

Well there’s definitely a chill in the air.

Bleeb, you may want find somewhere else to be, that’s a hostile environment.

“CRISPS”!!!! Not “chips”.

No, that’s a cantenna for stealing the neighbors WiFi.

So, salty with a chance of trans fat.

“But it answered me yesterday! The air is really crisp!”

Looks like he is a candidate for SNL “Alexa Silver” (watch the YouTube if you haven’t seen it!)

He needs a new prescription glasses.

Hurricane Potato – what kind of weather is that?