The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 24, 2020

I see he’s wearing his $6,000 suit!!

It’s Ernest Guernsey!

Her children eventually strayed from the faith, becoming Calfinists.

Even with a hoof he holds it more convincingly than Trump…

I think he’s telling a whopper.

Sounds like papal bull to me.

Good one!

Are you sure this didn’t come out of The Far Side?

Patty? Shouldn’t there be twins?

Pastor prays for bovine intervention..

holy holstein, batman!

Also pray that everyone becomes a vegetarian.

Religion is a bum steer, in my book.

From a McDonald’s commercial for the Big Mac, in the 1970’s. Thanks for taking us back, Scott!

I just want a hangabur with shets-up, tasmurd, unions, and kipples.

AMOO Brother!

Now if he could only convert the Hamburglar.

Is the preacher’s name Big Mac?

Patty has horns?

Why are the parishioners naked?

♫ Mycow rowed the boat ashore hallemoojah! ♫

If you really really want to understand the expression “Holy Cow”, go to India.

This guy kills my wife and I. I think he needs to be in a home. good thing him and I didnt go to school together it would have never survived.

This comic is full of bull.

SHE CAN WALK NOW! HALLELUJAH! SHE CAN…

Wait a minute. She walked up there, didn’t she?

That’s a hunk a hunk of burning love…..steaks in the grille.

There are other kinds of “cow patty”.

It’s going to be a bit of a grind.

Looks like Al Sharpton, the man that owes IRS $3 MILLION dollars. We sent Al Capone to Alcatraz for owing $70,000. Does black have privilege?

I love the hairdo on the Pastor! He reminds me of all those televangelists.

She be saved for a higher purpose, sirloins.

I fell into a burning ring of fire.

When I was a kid, I used to say “Holy Cow!—excuse the Hindu expression.”

Truly so, but even more so with Poppy Seeds and an upcoming urine drug test.

In the name of Saint Ronald!

Hallllle mooo ya.

This gave my first laugh-out-loud moment today – love it!