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An alien civilization aims its telescopes at Earth. Using the sunlight that gets refracted through or atmosphere, they determine its composition. They determine that it is approximately 21% oxygen, but it also contains trace amounts of methane.
Methane does not exist with oxygen for very long. Something must be replenishing it at a steady rate – quite possibly a biological process .
A significant amount of methane is produced in the bowels of bovines. Therefore bullsh*t is proof of life on Earth.
at least these kinds of wind farms don’t obliterate the horizon or kill birds. and now that many people wear masks and travel fast outside ………js
For those that are interested, P38’s are still available at most Army & Navy stores, and some of them even have one that’s almost twice the size, for easier use. I have my original on my dogtags, as well, but, got each of my kids one, from the local A&N store, in case they go camping, or, even if they lose power.
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
Harvest with a P-38.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Vienna police fine man €500 for ‘massive intestinal wind’
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53072756
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
You are the wind between my cheeks…
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_rlfS2QYow
SmallMeadow over 4 years ago
Beats fossil fuels. Dinosaur farts are a blast from the past.
dflak over 4 years ago
An alien civilization aims its telescopes at Earth. Using the sunlight that gets refracted through or atmosphere, they determine its composition. They determine that it is approximately 21% oxygen, but it also contains trace amounts of methane.
Methane does not exist with oxygen for very long. Something must be replenishing it at a steady rate – quite possibly a biological process .
A significant amount of methane is produced in the bowels of bovines. Therefore bullsh*t is proof of life on Earth.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Hmmmm! TO-GO meals…
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
Blazing Saddles comes to mind…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXHkFZ-nG4Y
DaBoogadie over 4 years ago
Thank God I live upwind from Kansas.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Brown Thunder, KS.
Blot over 4 years ago
My Dad helped make p-38’s and Thunderbolts p-47 during WWII. (Not can openers either)
Saddenedby Premium Member over 4 years ago
at least these kinds of wind farms don’t obliterate the horizon or kill birds. and now that many people wear masks and travel fast outside ………js
mi_sbs over 4 years ago
Now, this is when you would really need to wear a mask outside.
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 4 years ago
They must have a strict No Smoking policy in that town!
joshualfriedman over 4 years ago
10
tung cha cha cha over 4 years ago
LOL, very funny JD!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Tis an ill wind that blows in the west.
stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago
All you guys that were in the military- SO glad you made it back alive!! Thank you for your service!
Concretionist over 4 years ago
I dunno. Looks more like a methane farm to me.
tinstar over 4 years ago
For those that are interested, P38’s are still available at most Army & Navy stores, and some of them even have one that’s almost twice the size, for easier use. I have my original on my dogtags, as well, but, got each of my kids one, from the local A&N store, in case they go camping, or, even if they lose power.