Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 20, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Would you finally go to store and buy some new coffee beans?

    Stretching the same beans for a week isn’t working.

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    Bryan Farht  over 4 years ago

    Fatigue is a symptom of corona…

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    SamuelMeasa  over 4 years ago

    Time to move on to something stronger.Arabian Coffee!

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    When they say"temporary effects" , they mean it.

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I need a little coffee in the morning to get going, but the coffee I have at dinner doesn’t keep me awake at night.

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    biglar  over 4 years ago

    My Dad would think nothing of drinking half a pot of (rather strong) coffee between 7 p.m. and 8 p.m. then go to bed at 9:30 p.m. and sleep like a baby.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    You know you’ve reached your fatigue point when even something with caffeine doesn’t do any good!

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Your “get up and go” has truly got up and gone, Wiz!

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    Caffeine takes several hours to really start working.

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    skirchner  over 4 years ago

    5 second energy drink…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I hear ya……yawn

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    Skeptical Meg  over 4 years ago

    I often have a couple of cups in the afternoon and then take a nap. I call it my “afternoon sedative.”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “If you can’t sleep at night, it isn’t the coffee, it’s the bunk.”

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    Amra Leo  over 4 years ago

    Better get him a cup of Doc Toon’s Nuclear Coffee, that’ll do the trick…

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    chris.lemarie  over 4 years ago

    Coffee doesn’t work like that. Wait till you wake up in four hours, in the middle of the night…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I have found that sometimes the only way coffee keeps me awake is because I have to pee every 15 minutes.

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    MichaelHelwig  over 4 years ago

    He was drinking coffee to get to sleep?

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    chrisjozo  over 4 years ago

    People can build a tolerance to caffeine. In law school I drank so much that I could go to sleep after having only one cup. It to at least two to three to get me ready for class in the morning. Luckily I have purposefully brought my tolerance back down since then by going for long periods without caffeine.

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    flagmichael  over 4 years ago

    I am not much affected by caffeine. When I discovered iced tea I guzzled 3 quarts (!) that afternoon and evening. I was surprised when I was awake until 3 a.m. but never experienced that again; I can drink iced tea until right before bed and drop off to sleep in a minute or two. However, if I suddenly stop drinking diet coke I get the withdrawal headache. Born to lose….

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  over 4 years ago

    I took my last nap of early childhood at age 4, and my first nap of middle childhood at age 6. Been napping ever since. My last nap will be my dirt nap, which hopefully is still ten or more years away.

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