Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 19, 2020

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Well, He does expect you to be honest.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Tell Him he looks like Ian McKellen.

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    Ed A.  over 4 years ago

    If you tell him, he might smite you.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I’ve always thought she looked better without her beard. Just an opinion.

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    MayCauseBurns  over 4 years ago

    Eugene Levy is God?

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    donwalter  over 4 years ago

    God has an overbite?

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    I didn’t know Michael McDonald died.

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    You shaved your beard? Oh, PERFECT! Or this one…You shaved your beard? You look perfectly dreadful. I better stop before he smites me.

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    Isn’t the jawbone of an ass the preferred smiting tool?

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    aerilim  over 4 years ago

    Uncle Shemp…

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    garcoa  over 4 years ago

    And clearly needs a haircut. Is COVID up there too?

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    zerotvus  over 4 years ago

    Smokey from the Big Lebowski….Mark it down Dude….

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    It’s what’s inside that counts…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Yippie yi ooh, yippie yi yay…Sam Elliot in the Sky.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    But think of the endorsement deals for the shaving products.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 4 years ago

    I’m infinite

    I pass the test

    I shaved my beard

    To look my best

    Burma Shave

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    You’re all nuts! It looks like George had a baby with Ringo! :-p

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    streetbeater  over 4 years ago

    Jesus Shaves

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZHhe0rBbk

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    I’m just glad he didn’t make me in his image.

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    You look billions years younger :-)

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