Well, He does expect you to be honest.
Tell Him he looks like Ian McKellen.
If you tell him, he might smite you.
I’ve always thought she looked better without her beard. Just an opinion.
Eugene Levy is God?
God has an overbite?
I didn’t know Michael McDonald died.
You shaved your beard? Oh, PERFECT! Or this one…You shaved your beard? You look perfectly dreadful. I better stop before he smites me.
Isn’t the jawbone of an ass the preferred smiting tool?
Uncle Shemp…
And clearly needs a haircut. Is COVID up there too?
Smokey from the Big Lebowski….Mark it down Dude….
It’s what’s inside that counts…
Yippie yi ooh, yippie yi yay…Sam Elliot in the Sky.
But think of the endorsement deals for the shaving products.
I’m infinite
I pass the test
I shaved my beard
To look my best
Burma Shave
You’re all nuts! It looks like George had a baby with Ringo! :-p
Jesus Shaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZHhe0rBbk
I’m just glad he didn’t make me in his image.
You look billions years younger :-)
July 17, 2015
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, He does expect you to be honest.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Tell Him he looks like Ian McKellen.
Ed A. over 4 years ago
If you tell him, he might smite you.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
I’ve always thought she looked better without her beard. Just an opinion.
MayCauseBurns over 4 years ago
Eugene Levy is God?
donwalter over 4 years ago
God has an overbite?
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
I didn’t know Michael McDonald died.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
You shaved your beard? Oh, PERFECT! Or this one…You shaved your beard? You look perfectly dreadful. I better stop before he smites me.
dflak over 4 years ago
Isn’t the jawbone of an ass the preferred smiting tool?
aerilim over 4 years ago
Uncle Shemp…
garcoa over 4 years ago
And clearly needs a haircut. Is COVID up there too?
zerotvus over 4 years ago
Smokey from the Big Lebowski….Mark it down Dude….
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
It’s what’s inside that counts…
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Yippie yi ooh, yippie yi yay…Sam Elliot in the Sky.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
But think of the endorsement deals for the shaving products.
Godfreydaniel over 4 years ago
I’m infinite
I pass the test
I shaved my beard
To look my best
Burma Shave
Michael G. over 4 years ago
You’re all nuts! It looks like George had a baby with Ringo! :-p
streetbeater over 4 years ago
Jesus Shaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZHhe0rBbk
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I’m just glad he didn’t make me in his image.
Altar_Ego over 4 years ago
You look billions years younger :-)