Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 26, 2020

Not to mention fonduedoo…

I always thought it tasted like their was pee in it.

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that. I’m glad I gave up fake cheese long ago.

Mark, thanks for sharing!!!!

…And I don’t eat toad stool either…

How does he decide which hole….never mind.

T.M.I.

I don’t care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over!

Don’t get me started on ‘Chocolate Chip Dookies!’

They really cut the cheese for this one!

This is a grate joke, Mark.

Cheese puns are a bries.

Gross!

I don’t really care where cheese whiz comes from. There will be none of it in my house.

Well, that’s it, no more cheese whiz for me.

He put the ‘P’ in Parmesan!

No whey!

And you really don’t want to know where they get Cheese Doodles!

I saw cheese whiz once. It was at a baseball stadium in the trough room marked men.

I think they have the same type restrooms in Green Bay Wisconsin too!

Looks like he already sprung several leaks.

You don’t want to know about cheese doodles.

ACK.

What a pisser.

My wife used to work in a cheese factory. All of the vat scapings, trimings, etc. were packaged up and sent off to a factory to be turned into process cheese.

Yuck!

I have this urge to put Cheez Whiz on spotted dick.

Funny….I guess many of us didn’t notice- it’s spelled “cheese” not “chees”

No.

Ew. LOL

Ewww

Did you do a joke about the cotton gin?; one comic strip did one decades ago.

I never liked the sound of cheese curds, either!

This is genius!

Where do we get “Gee Whiz?”