Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 25, 2020

Sounds about right. You’re only as young as you think you are, not how you see yourself in a mirror. If you really want to see yourself look at a picture.

Mirrors work differently for men and women. It’s proven scientific fact.

She worries enough for both of you.

Ever notice how the image you “see” in the mirror is nothing like the image you “see” in a photograph?

I look like I’m in great shape for a man of nearly 58

Looks can be deceiving

Maybe if I didn’t keep expecting my body to perform the way it did 20 years ago, it wouldn’t hurt so much

I’ve heard looking in a mirror women see their flaws while men see “NOT BAD!”

“Holding Up”? Is that what we are calling “slowly falling to pieces” these days?

I am more worried about Luddie, though, since cats rarely live twenty years…

I’ve always had a Dad Bod. Fortunately, I’ve avoided being a dad.

He could try standing up straight with shoulders back, holding in his stomach all the time, like confident, proud people do.

All bought and paid for, right, Arlo?

If you look in the mirror and recognize the person looking back at you, you’re aging pretty well. I, on the other hand, wonder who is was that broke into my house. ;-)

Could be worse Arlo. You could have had a heart attack and died. Be happy you wake up every morning. Janis should think the same.

Everyone with life experience knows that the man’s mirror adds 10 pounds for each decade of age which is the reason it is “not bad”.

Furniture disease Arlo, your chest is falling into your drawers.

What is this thing “mirror”?

(Billy Crystal) ’YOU LOOK MAAARVELOUS"

A couple of things: Arlo has the body of God; Buddha… And: Arlo is in shape, round is a shape, right?

It’s no sign you’re old when your hair turns gray Not even when your teeth decay But buddy you’re ready for a turn of sleep When your mind makes a date that your body can’t keep.

At 62 I am in better shape than when I was 40. I ride in long distance bicycle events and often log more than 100miles in a week. How’s that for bragging.

The ‘not bad’ standard is different than the ‘gone to hell’ standard.

My neighbors seem impressed by how great I look naked.

You can only hold your breath for so long & then you have to exhale & watch your tummy roll out

Entropy sucks