Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 30, 2020

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.- Democritus

We talked about the weather and sports and wars and cars, but all we truly thought about was women

Hey God, it’s me… since you control the weather, can you stop a certain “weather company” from buying up all its competitors? Oh, and get it to stop naming winter storms things like Luna and Draco. What’s next? Ice storm Voldemort and Blizzard Dumbledore?

Say there, old guy, just where did you get those apples?

And really, using a keyboard and a mouse? Didn’t you see Minority Report, dude?

And how do you get the “the moving finger writes, and having writ, moves on” effect with that junk?

FYI:

“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,

Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit

Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,

Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”

Omar Khayyam

“And am I really just the imaginary creation of the human mind?”

The bottom bookshelf, to the left, the one that’s leaning over, I wonder what it’s about.

(God, being omnipotent, observes himself questioning the nature of existence through a window)

God: Of course! I shall become… A MAN!

And that’s how he became… no, not Jesus. Do you even read this comic? I swear.

The eternal question … Who is God’s God?

Holy Hitchhiker, Batman, I can’t believe no-one has posted “42”! ☺

Then muttering WTF God presses your Delete key…..I remember a Thurber comic. People rushing back and forth with the background as a graveyard….the title is simple….Destinations. Just live.

Infinite regression.

Once you’ve established that there’s another level above you, you have to imagine that there could be another one above that, ad infinitum. It’s the inversion of the “It’s turtles all the way down” philosophy.

the intelligent designer…

In the next segment he decides to don a superhero suit and become God-Man, right?