Herman by Jim Unger for July 08, 2020

NO, NO, NO…. the lawyer should wear them, at the insistence of his client. :P

I don’t see how it could hurt.

“They’ll know I’m insane when they see you’re my lawyer.

Great plan… unless they mistake you for a kangaroo instead of a rabbit.

Wear feathers and keep muttering, I gotta cross that road. I can cross that road. I gotta . . .

See “TVTropes.com” website – they actually have one for “Bunny Ears Lawyer” -

Quoted: "Some characters have pervasive or extremely noticeable personality quirks, but remain steadily employed because they are just that good at what they do. Coworkers, superiors, and friends find themselves willing to overlook these informalities (e.g., a hypothetical highly successful lawyer who happens to wear fuzzy pink bunny ears during all his cases) so long as the job gets done. " :-P

I don’t know how they could ever tell if I went insane. Maybe if I started making sense.

And don’t forget the lock pick in the ears.

All that’s needed for an insanity plea is a maga hat and a gun to shoot oneself in the foot with.

The defendant was acquitted, but his lawyer got five years .

They’re coming to take me away…..For sure now

Y’don’t need those rabbit ears. All y’have to do is tell the court you’re a died-in-the-wool Democrat/Socialist

…um…

bunny?

Not a bad defense all things considered, as long as you don’t mind winding up in a nut house for the rest of your life. one flew over…

I knew I was in trouble when my lawyer showed up late for court, still partially intoxicated, in his bedroom slippers, with his pajamas sticking out from under his suit…

True story! The judge was so P.O.’d at my attorney that he fined him for contempt of court and sent him to jail for two days. He dismissed the case, ( a motor vehicle ticket I was disputing ), saying I suffered enough by having “that clown as a lawyer”.

But I’ll seem sane compared to you.

Anybody see “ Training Day”, and remember what one perp did to get declared insane? It had to do with “ packing his ass with chunky peanut butter…..”