Monty by Jim Meddick for July 11, 2020

“In the end I went with the Yul Brynner”.

Yul Brynner or more contemporary Vin Diesel. That’s where I’m at. I haven’t visited a barber in years.

Jason from Halloween. Let me get you a hockey mask.

A little more off the top and you’ll have “The George Costanza”.

“What style did you choose?”

He went with the “Dip-wad-who-thinks-he-can-cut-his-own-hair-by-watching-a-video” cut.

Kept trying to correct his mistakes, then ran out of substance…

Should have used his left hand, everyone knows leftys make better barbers.

Well, he can always start wearing his face mask on his head …

tried cutting my own hair once. My ear only needed 8 stitches.

I prefer my barber. She has big boobs, and short arms! Yes, I married my barber, 33 years ago.

Sunk cost fallacy.

There’s always the “At my age I don’t give a rat’s a#@ what anyone thinks” hairstyle.

It’s called the “crab grass” cut…

Been using this for years. It works.

https://www.flowbee.com

It answers the often asked question, could he look any worse?

should have bought a Flowbee

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

I have cut my own hair for years. When I bushwhack myself in the back on occasion and somebody at work notices, I just laugh and own it. And they just laugh. Nobody cares. Self-confidence trumps a bad haircut any day. For me, cutting my own hair beats wasting three hours on a Saturday to drive to a barber and have to listen to old men talking about the Korean War.

geez, i love this strip! (but i do miss robotman)

Time to go for your razor, Monty, and ’correct" all errors by going to the bald look!