The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 10, 2020

Well, he IS a plumber!!!

Married life isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

You can catch a cold from sleeping next to a drafty crack.

I know you’re a loving wife, but you have to stop kissing his butt!

This place has enough cracks as it is!

Divorce him. Release the crackin’!

Butt he’s such a nice guy.

Butt Cleavage! Oh, so sexy!

probably tired of his cheekiness, too…

As if women aren’t constantly showing off theirs in swimwear… (while guys are hiding all their attributes in the baggiest swimwear available… what ever happened to Speedos?)

She needs "Crack Spackle! Available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yICoZNmTCo

I once saw a young woman flash one of those as she was getting seated in a large lecture hall just before the class started. She sent those of us already seated behind her into gales of muted laughter. What a way to start off the morning.

Pretty poor plumber if he’s under the same sink every morning. But that Crevase, could be a handy place to pop his toast in. Bet he hikes his pants up after that.

Say No to Crack! Pull up your pants.

Taking a crack at home repair.

Then you should “end” it here and now….

‘crack of Don’

Now THAT’S funny

Do what I do. Keep a number 2 … pencil in there.

Tony Orlando got lost…

Sleep in?

She needs to plum the depths of her relationship.

Well sweetheart, I’m sure you are a prize in the morning. Did you ever think that he was shooting you a half-as moon? Good morning dear.

Tired of her rear guard actions.

Better than the crack of Don Corleone.

A comment you would never hear from a man regarding Dawn Wells.

Needs a little plumbers putty in there…

What is the difference between a man and a rooster? One gets up and crows at the crack of dawn, the other gets up at dawn and crows while exposing his crack.

Hahaha…..This strip is consistently one of the best.

And he says “I’m so tired of waking up at the rack of Dawn”.

Looks like he’s gonna be working on his pipe by himself tonight.

Don would love waking up to Dawn’s crack… Booby crack!

Just wait till he turns the other cheek.

It can’t be worse than the tweet of Don!

Spend some money on a Duluth long tail shirt and end the butt cracks forever.

Shouldn’t have married a plumber, then, darling.

Lot of wisecracks goin’ on here!

Butt, he can’t help it.. his pants are too small.

And he’s also so cheeky

Plumb tired, she is.

Tony Orlando had that problem.

That was a nasty crack.

Step on a crack, break your Mother’s back.

Getting Married is trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Do professors have “Wise Cracks”?