Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 02, 2020

I’d say in basketball they should play Ricky Nelsons Traveling Man. Because that is what all the players do and never get called for it.

You watch, Somebody’s gonna put those sound effects in a youtube flicker, if it hasn’t already happened.

Strangest thing is the digital crowd in the stands.

Huh. If the music/sound effects are good enough, I might even watch/listen to a game or two.

Puck Norris can provide sound effects for hockey.

That’s how they reopened baseball in South Korea. It seems, though, that MLB will call off the rest of the season if there are more team outbreaks (like in Florida, and the Miami Marlins). But, if such be the case, my hope is that players and owners keep the lines of communication open. So, if/when we have vaccines and/or treatments available for COVID19 and we can open the 2021 season as normal, both sides will be able to hammer out a new collective bargaining agreement (the current one, drafted after the 94/95 baseball strike ended, is set to expire after the 2021 season). I’m leaving it to the experts working on treatments as well as the players and owners to get things done.

Sports are done this year.

You could have a klaxon aoogah horn in the dugout as the secret signal for slide or go deep,

And a “blub blub blub” sound for the golf tournaments, for when the players sink a putt.

Wouldn’t the "dive order’ work better with soccer

Around my house we don’t need any. I don’t watch the crap.

shoot, make it simple – just play the crowd boooooing during the national anthem – and then the laugh track every time a player whines and you’d have 99% of the needed sound OOORRR – don’t worry about any soundtrack cause nobodies watching anyway js

A baby crying in the background with cash registers dinging for all of them?

How about crickets and nightlife because only a few are watching?