Strange Brew by John Deering for July 09, 2020

Why did the politician need to bring a lawyer with him. Your place is full of lawyers.

Satan IS the patron saint of lawyers, right?

Why bring just one? Bring a whole league of them.

Is that a Pre-Damned contract?

The best part is after the lawyers get done scrutinizing the contract, and you torch it and yell, “I don’t do contracts. Into the flames with you!” So much fun.

A good lawyer can be a hero, The Devil and Daniel Webster.

I guess everybody hates lawyers, till they need one. They are basically a guy you pay to be an assh***, so you don’t have to be one.

Most politicians are lawyers.

Loopholes are what they’re always looking for so they can screw anyone they can

Bring all the lawyers you like, once there they can’t leave.

You think he would be used to it by now.

They both had no where else to go.

Oh, hell!

No matter, they’re both in the right place.

But in Barr’s case I’ll make an exception.

And the lawyers will have to bring their own lawyers, and those lawyers will have to bring their own lawyers, and those lawyers………………………………..

It was a lawyer who developed/invented the Day-Timer®. One page for appointments and the other for billable hour notes. And all the appointment books and such cascade from there.

Why would he hate it? It’s like getting two damned souls for the price of one!

You probably have more enough there already.

Who’s he kidding, they’re all best friends!