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Look, I know we have plenty of rations NOW, but weâre a long way from port, and well, we know weâre going to end up eating ONE of us, so I say we draw lots now, while weâre still relatively well-fed and yummy ⌠er, healthy, and then we can salt down the loser for later.
âSailing, sailing, over the bounding mainââŚ."Will you knock it off with the songs already! âRow, row, row your boat was bad enough and if you start with Jolly Boating Weather Iâm gonna beat my oar against your scull with the coxswain crying stroke!â
Storm, this is not a real storm, why in 1976, I was sailing in the Straits of Magellan, the waves were 120 feet high, and we thought we were a gonerâŚ
As the waves crashed over the bow/ the Captain was heard to allow/ that, though not so well paid/ still, he wished he had stayed/ at the helm of his old garbage scow..
(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to whatâs pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
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Again, a larger strip image is shown by (â- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcherâs MASTERPIECE #2481 (June 29, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
rowing toward sinking ship the drunks in the boat thought they would rescue the others, but they already left the ship. lets go swimming said the captain.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
âDamn, I forgot my cigarettes.â
Say What Nowâ˝ Premium Member over 4 years ago
âIt was a dark and stormy nightâŚâ but thatâs another story.
rmremail over 4 years ago
I told you not to text and drive.
mwksix over 4 years ago
Did anyone remember to turn the water off and lock up?
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
""Sit down, sit down youâre rockinâ the boat
And the devil will drag you under
By the sharp lapel of your checkered coat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down youâre rocking the boat"
â Guys and Dolls
Papared25 over 4 years ago
âCaptain, begging your pardon sir, but traditionally, arenât you supposed to be going down with the old girl?â
Strob over 4 years ago
âThis will all wash away, like a miracle!â
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Better hope you sprang for the accident insurance!
juncarlo over 4 years ago
It looks like an allegory of 2020.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
oopsâŚ
Helen Ferrieux over 4 years ago
Wasnât it Spike Milligan who said âThe best remedy for sea-sickness is a piece of dry landââŚâŚ?
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
âWould you stop singing, âStormy Weatherâ?! Itâs not helping the situation!â
Buzzworld over 4 years ago
âUm Captain shouldnât we heading TOWARD that island?â
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
Look, I know we have plenty of rations NOW, but weâre a long way from port, and well, we know weâre going to end up eating ONE of us, so I say we draw lots now, while weâre still relatively well-fed and yummy ⌠er, healthy, and then we can salt down the loser for later.
What say, guys?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rsmd7
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Oh look, the ship is righting itself; itâs not going down after all. In fact, itâs blowing away from us at a rather impressive speed.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
âWe should have taken the Titanic â I hear sheâs unsinkable !â
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 4 years ago
âSailing, sailing, over the bounding mainââŚ."Will you knock it off with the songs already! âRow, row, row your boat was bad enough and if you start with Jolly Boating Weather Iâm gonna beat my oar against your scull with the coxswain crying stroke!â
garcoa over 4 years ago
Storm, this is not a real storm, why in 1976, I was sailing in the Straits of Magellan, the waves were 120 feet high, and we thought we were a gonerâŚ
Reader over 4 years ago
Is that Guam?
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
In spite of competing claims/ and calling each other names/theyâve been forced to admit/ that this isnât one bit/ like punting on the Thames.
davanden over 4 years ago
Youâre not getting your deposit back.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Everyone row towards that ship, with the guy painting a picture on deck.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
You mean he sank our ship, just so he could paint a picture?
markmoss1 over 4 years ago
Stop complaining. Youâre on a lifeboat, unlike the other 1,500 steerage passengers.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
What the administration wishes had happened to Captain Crozier and the USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71).
aerotica69 over 4 years ago
The legend of Davy Jonesâ black poodle was apparently true.
Plods with ...⢠over 4 years ago
James got the insurance. Right James?
James?
MAN OVERBOARD!
Linguist over 4 years ago
âJust sit right back and youâll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny shipâŚ.â
âŚDamn these 3 hour cruises!
VT8/VF84 over 4 years ago
Avast you âCrackerjacksâ we can get in Guinness Book, by beating Blighâs trip to Timor!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Ya takes yer chances when you sail with Captain Eddie on the Anoesis.
Radish... over 4 years ago
Dang the lens of my camera fogged up, could you hold on a minute while I wipe it off?
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
As the waves crashed over the bow/ the Captain was heard to allow/ that, though not so well paid/ still, he wished he had stayed/ at the helm of his old garbage scow..
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Thereâs another reason why the cruise ship industry isnât doing well now.
Linguist over 4 years ago
âGo on a cruiseâ, they said. âYouâll have funâ, they said. âShips today are so safeâ, they said.
Iâm never going to listen to those a$$holes again!
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Iâve got a sinking feeling that I forgot the deluxe insurance package.
J Short over 4 years ago
The first mate was chucked overboard right after he tried to enforce the mask rule.
mabrndt Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Shipwreck or The survivors:Â
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ivan_Aivazovsky_-_The_Shipwreck.jpgÂ
(best viewed with Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
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http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/aivazovsky_ivan.htmlÂ
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/97100687/ivan-konstantinovich-aivazovskyÂ
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/a/aivazovs/biograph.htmlÂ
https://www.askart.com/artist/Ivan_Konstantinovitch_Aivazovski/11084994/Ivan_Konstantinovitch_Aivazovski.aspxÂ
https://www.wikiart.org/en/ivan-aivazovskyÂ
http://www.artnet.com/artists/ivan-konstantinovich-aivazovsky/Â
http://www.avictorian.com/Aivazovsky_Ivan_Konstantinovich.htmlÂ
http://www.encyclopediaofukraine.com/display.asp?linkpath=pages%5CA%5CI%5CAivazovskyIvan.htmÂ
http://ayvazovskiy.su/%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D1%8B/Â
https://mydailyartdisplay.wordpress.com/category/ivan-aivazovsky/Â
https://rehs.com/eng/default-19th20th-century-artist-bio-page/?fl_builder&artist_no=317&sold=1Â
http://hoocher.com/Ivan_Aivazovsky/Ivan_Aivazovsky.htmÂ
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary, and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to whatâs pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Â
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (â- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcherâs MASTERPIECE #2481 (June 29, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
Another Take over 4 years ago
Anybody else think that big dark cloud over yonder looks a little threatening?
Bilan over 4 years ago
Whoâs bright idea was it to have a barbecue?
d1234dick Premium Member over 4 years ago
rowing toward sinking ship the drunks in the boat thought they would rescue the others, but they already left the ship. lets go swimming said the captain.
NWdryad over 4 years ago
That looks straight out of a Joseph Conrad novel.