Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 16, 2020

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “And you were charming on the video. Now, you’re nothing but a horse’s ass.”

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    mwksix  over 4 years ago

    Maybe it was the glasses…

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    Wilde Bill  over 4 years ago

    But he’s hung like a …

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    finkd  over 4 years ago
    Remember when you were a little girl and you fantasized about having a pony and meeting your Prince Charming? Now, you’re getting both in one package.
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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Is that a “Whoa” or a “Giddyup”?

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    danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    More stable?

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    He’ll always be the centaur of attention.

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    basspro  over 4 years ago

    Actually I’m quite surprised the she doesn’t have a smile from ear to ear.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    SURPRISE!!!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Actually, he seems to have some giddy-up and go about him!

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    Lady loves a joke  over 4 years ago

    Hold onto your horses.. he could be unstable.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    She’s the one whose heading said, “Looking for a stable relationship.”

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    Nuliajuk  over 4 years ago

    “When you said your sport was dressage, I assumed you meant as the rider.”

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    chris1962cy Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Must be she doesn’t like Horsing around.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Yes, he was wearing a shirt for that.

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    She heard it, straight from the horse’s mouth.

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    kelese  over 4 years ago

    He did say he was “hung like a horse”.

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    He said he could work like donkey, but every thing he does is only half-assed.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    A horse of a different color…er centaur…neigh neigh neigh

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    She should have guessed when he wanted to meet at Centaur Perk…

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    Nathan Daniels  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmStKhO5dAM

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 4 years ago

    If you think I look weird, you should see my twin brother who got the other parts.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Lucky girl.. Play your cards right and you may get to see if those rumors about centaur are true.

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    Here's Waldo  over 4 years ago

    …and he sounded a little hoarse, too.

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    Here's Waldo  over 4 years ago

    She shouldn’t complain. A horse is a horse (of course, of course).

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    mapguy  over 4 years ago

    He’s feel’n his oats and wants her to be his mane squeeze!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to have that sex talk.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    He did tell you he was a stud!

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    stamps  over 4 years ago

    I would say hung like a…but that might get me banned.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If she’s not interested, he can at least give her a ride home.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    I know, I shaved.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    did he have a shirt on?

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    tee929  over 4 years ago

    This date is a really horse ass!

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    mmduzi  over 4 years ago

    Hung like a horse

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  over 4 years ago

    Hey, don’t complain… he’s hung like a horse.

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