“And you were charming on the video. Now, you’re nothing but a horse’s ass.”
Maybe it was the glasses…
But he’s hung like a …
Is that a “Whoa” or a “Giddyup”?
More stable?
He’ll always be the centaur of attention.
Actually I’m quite surprised the she doesn’t have a smile from ear to ear.
SURPRISE!!!
Actually, he seems to have some giddy-up and go about him!
Hold onto your horses.. he could be unstable.
She’s the one whose heading said, “Looking for a stable relationship.”
“When you said your sport was dressage, I assumed you meant as the rider.”
Must be she doesn’t like Horsing around.
Yes, he was wearing a shirt for that.
She heard it, straight from the horse’s mouth.
He did say he was “hung like a horse”.
He said he could work like donkey, but every thing he does is only half-assed.
A horse of a different color…er centaur…neigh neigh neigh
She should have guessed when he wanted to meet at Centaur Perk…
Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmStKhO5dAM
If you think I look weird, you should see my twin brother who got the other parts.
Lucky girl.. Play your cards right and you may get to see if those rumors about centaur are true.
…and he sounded a little hoarse, too.
She shouldn’t complain. A horse is a horse (of course, of course).
He’s feel’n his oats and wants her to be his mane squeeze!
Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to have that sex talk.
He did tell you he was a stud!
I would say hung like a…but that might get me banned.
If she’s not interested, he can at least give her a ride home.
I know, I shaved.
did he have a shirt on?
This date is a really horse ass!
Hung like a horse
Hey, don’t complain… he’s hung like a horse.
July 17, 2015
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
“And you were charming on the video. Now, you’re nothing but a horse’s ass.”
mwksix over 4 years ago
Maybe it was the glasses…
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
But he’s hung like a …
finkd over 4 years ago
Superfrog over 4 years ago
Is that a “Whoa” or a “Giddyup”?
danketaz Premium Member over 4 years ago
More stable?
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
He’ll always be the centaur of attention.
basspro over 4 years ago
Actually I’m quite surprised the she doesn’t have a smile from ear to ear.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
SURPRISE!!!
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Actually, he seems to have some giddy-up and go about him!
Lady loves a joke over 4 years ago
Hold onto your horses.. he could be unstable.
J Short over 4 years ago
She’s the one whose heading said, “Looking for a stable relationship.”
Nuliajuk over 4 years ago
“When you said your sport was dressage, I assumed you meant as the rider.”
chris1962cy Premium Member over 4 years ago
Must be she doesn’t like Horsing around.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Yes, he was wearing a shirt for that.
jel354 over 4 years ago
She heard it, straight from the horse’s mouth.
kelese over 4 years ago
He did say he was “hung like a horse”.
P51Strega over 4 years ago
He said he could work like donkey, but every thing he does is only half-assed.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
A horse of a different color…er centaur…neigh neigh neigh
J Quest over 4 years ago
She should have guessed when he wanted to meet at Centaur Perk…
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago
Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmStKhO5dAM
Mighty Phavahg over 4 years ago
If you think I look weird, you should see my twin brother who got the other parts.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Lucky girl.. Play your cards right and you may get to see if those rumors about centaur are true.
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
…and he sounded a little hoarse, too.
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
She shouldn’t complain. A horse is a horse (of course, of course).
mapguy over 4 years ago
He’s feel’n his oats and wants her to be his mane squeeze!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sooner or later, you’re gonna have to have that sex talk.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
He did tell you he was a stud!
stamps over 4 years ago
I would say hung like a…but that might get me banned.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
If she’s not interested, he can at least give her a ride home.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
I know, I shaved.
j.l.farmer over 4 years ago
did he have a shirt on?
tee929 over 4 years ago
This date is a really horse ass!
mmduzi over 4 years ago
Hung like a horse
MichaelMcGinnis1 over 4 years ago
Hey, don’t complain… he’s hung like a horse.