maybe if we found Alice in chains who will slash with nine inch nails we could go smashing pumpkins until we reach nirvana, The talking heads on MTV would blame the queen for the smashed mouth dripping cream from an Insane Clown Posse magic bus
Perhaps he needs the wonder drug that kills all your ills, and take Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills.
Wife did lots of Internet searching for an ailment. Her doctor knew less about the treatment than she did and was pissed that she questioned him. She changed doctors. An excellent move and an excellent outcome.
Somebody Get Me a Doctor I Want a New Drug but I don’t want to end up in Hospital. I just want Medicine but no Surgery as I don’t want Stitches. Doctor Doctor I hope it’s not a Heart Attack . I’m So Sick I Wanna Be Sedated . I want The Perfect Drug . I feel like i’m having trouble Stayin’ Alive.
I recommend a nice lunch of Bread and Orphic Soup, followed by Meatloaf with Korn and Ultimate Spinach topped with Wild Butter and a nice glass of April Wine. Perhaps some Raspberries and Humble Pie for dessert. (Or maybe some Cake with Cranberries)
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 4 years ago
So go running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
chireef about 4 years ago
maybe if we found Alice in chains who will slash with nine inch nails we could go smashing pumpkins until we reach nirvana, The talking heads on MTV would blame the queen for the smashed mouth dripping cream from an Insane Clown Posse magic bus
oldpine52 about 4 years ago
Obviously, he has the Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.
beammeup1701 (Bozo by Foxo makes everyone happy!) about 4 years ago
Perhaps he needs the wonder drug that kills all your ills, and take Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills.
eromlig about 4 years ago
Just put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.
Zykoic about 4 years ago
Wife did lots of Internet searching for an ailment. Her doctor knew less about the treatment than she did and was pissed that she questioned him. She changed doctors. An excellent move and an excellent outcome.
GROG Premium Member about 4 years ago
He don’t look 10 feet tall and music is the doctor.
RetFor about 4 years ago
Forget not or you may get bad blood.
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT about 4 years ago
Somebody Get Me a Doctor I Want a New Drug but I don’t want to end up in Hospital. I just want Medicine but no Surgery as I don’t want Stitches. Doctor Doctor I hope it’s not a Heart Attack . I’m So Sick I Wanna Be Sedated . I want The Perfect Drug . I feel like i’m having trouble Stayin’ Alive.
backyardcowboy about 4 years ago
He should try to reach a Colorado Rocky Mountain High.
backyardcowboy about 4 years ago
vics_machine Premium Member about 4 years ago
He’s the one they call Dr. FeelgoodHe’s the one that makes ya feel alright
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
When I’m calling youuuuuuuuu oooooooo oooooooo
i_am_the_jam about 4 years ago
Ugh, Dave, you’re giving me a heart attack…
NoSleepTil_BKLYN about 4 years ago
I think he wants a new drug…
Brian G Premium Member about 4 years ago
I recommend a nice lunch of Bread and Orphic Soup, followed by Meatloaf with Korn and Ultimate Spinach topped with Wild Butter and a nice glass of April Wine. Perhaps some Raspberries and Humble Pie for dessert. (Or maybe some Cake with Cranberries)
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Long neck, cold beer never broke my heart.
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
Go see Madame Ruth on Thirty-Fourth and Vine.
Perkycat about 4 years ago
This one is very clever. Love Ralph’s remark!
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
Dr. Huey Lewis…still workin on that new drug.
zeexenon about 4 years ago
The PBS TV special on Country music history is a must see. Tis a great historical view of our once great republic.
exness Premium Member about 4 years ago
I got my vaccination from a phonograph needle…
The Brooklyn Accent about 4 years ago
If all else fails—ring my friend; I said you’d call Dr. Robert.
You can ask him, “Doctor, Doctor, Mr. M.D., can you tell me what’s ailing me?”
walstib Premium Member about 4 years ago
Don’t get me started, I’ll be typing comments all day on this one.
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 4 years ago
There ain’t no cure for the Summertime Blues.
Kurt Schurenberg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Being my friend, I said you’d call Dr. Robert. Well, well, well, he’ll make you.
Pedmar Premium Member about 4 years ago
I got fever in the morning, fever all through the night.
tlmatcsc about 4 years ago
Could be a bad case of Cat Scratch Fever.