Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 29, 2020

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Yeah, sure…

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    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    It didn’t follow you. It clung to you and then you spread it. The virus thrives on complacency but stupidity helps it spread like wildfire.

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    Even if he breathes through the hole in the back of his head, that ain’t likely.

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    scote1379 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Only thing missing MAGA hat !

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    manlion1andrew  about 4 years ago

    Got mine.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Ask me about my gullibility!

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    DaveQuinn  about 4 years ago

    Must live in Florida or North Carolina.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 4 years ago

    He released his breath through clenched teeth.

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    Bex Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Yeah, right. I’ve heard that before. “I keep my immune system optimized by eating clean whole food, so there is no way the virus will infect me.”

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    PO' DAWG  about 4 years ago

    Don’t worry, as soon as the doors close I’m gonna cut the fart I have been holding back for the last twenty minutes. I’m almost positive it will kill anything.

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    RAGs  about 4 years ago

    Don’t worry, he’s only a demon looking women to seduce in their sleep.

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    tabby  about 4 years ago

    Reminds of the guy who barreled into the waiting room of the doctor’s office yesterday without a mask – completely ignoring the large sign right inside the door saying masks are required past this point. He tried to fight off the nurse offering him a mask. Fortunately he wasn’t going to get past her without one.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    He used his ‘no entry’ sign.

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    clarrywat Premium Member about 4 years ago
    Said the Congressman from Texas on his way to Air Force One.
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