I have heard that in Germany… they have vending machines that dispense Sausages! Garfield would like that one! But then again… I have heard of vending machines that sell books! I would like that! I’m not sure Garfield has the patience to read more than a page!
That’s just like Garfield to think that a vending machine would be a better replacement for Jon. He just doesn’t realize that he’s not going to know what he’s got until it’s gone.
Boy would I love to go to a vending machine right now and grab a quick snack! Haven’t gotten a vending machine snack in so long use to get one every time I go to the YMCA and grab a small bag of chips!
Clarence over 4 years ago
Or a house full of lasagna
The Collector over 4 years ago
But who would fill it for you?
codycab over 4 years ago
Filled with all the cookies, candies and rice crispy treats!
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
I have heard that in Germany… they have vending machines that dispense Sausages! Garfield would like that one! But then again… I have heard of vending machines that sell books! I would like that! I’m not sure Garfield has the patience to read more than a page!
in.amongst over 4 years ago
How about a conveyor belt attached to the vending machine?
jmworacle over 4 years ago
Who’s gonna pay for the food?
Gent over 4 years ago
Well, there are too many mice living in there. Without Jon, you’d have to eat them all.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago
At least you don’t have to put coins in John.
Skippy42 over 4 years ago
Eat the entire kitchen, donut shop, and buffet and make a mouse party.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
What would you do without Jon? You would still be back in that pet shop where you came from!
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
That’s an idea, but you still need money for the machine!
BlitzMcD over 4 years ago
Vending machines do not dispense goods in the quantity which Garfield is used to consuming them.
BJ40 over 4 years ago
If Garfield had a vending machine and Jon wasn’t there, Liz would fill the vending machine with healthy foods for Garfield.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yesss… a vending machine without glass in the front! (It’s easier to restock that way, too.)
JudyHendrickson over 4 years ago
Hmmmmm!!! Just what a fat catlike you needs!!!
CaveCat87 over 4 years ago
That’s just like Garfield to think that a vending machine would be a better replacement for Jon. He just doesn’t realize that he’s not going to know what he’s got until it’s gone.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Just like teenagers who look at parents like ATM
Happy Eevee over 4 years ago
Would be an improvement.
AustinKniga-Bartlett over 4 years ago
Deep down, you know you need him. Who else is gonna feed you and pay the pizza delivery guy?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You know you keep him around for comedic value.
✨♕EmperorFTW ɎT!♕✨ over 4 years ago
or you could like a happy life with Jon
AndyMoser over 4 years ago
I bet that Liz would fill Garfield’s vending machine with his favorite cat treats, toys, and (of course) lasagna. #spoiledcat :)
JamsMac over 4 years ago
But what about the litter box? Might get kind of ripe!
Aungs over 4 years ago
Boy would I love to go to a vending machine right now and grab a quick snack! Haven’t gotten a vending machine snack in so long use to get one every time I go to the YMCA and grab a small bag of chips!
Barnabus Blackoak over 4 years ago
how? jon wouldn’t be there to BUY it for you
ComicReadingGenius455 over 4 years ago
Okay, and who would provide you with the money to buy from it then??