Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2020

We haven’t even made it to November yet!

Count me in!

Karma is going to hunt me down and skin me alive for this one…

Here is the Bad News about 2020 -

Typically in most Plagues… they last for 15 years!

Not a bad idea when you think on it.

Reminds me of the message the radio station down the street from me posted last month. “I’m ready for 2020 to be over.”

What excuse is necessary?

Now me, I’d like all that drinking and close contact huggy stuff when it is cold outside, like January 1st. NOT when it is over 90 f, and 70+% humidity. That is when I particularly practice my social distancing.

Newscaster: Good evening, everyone! In today’s top news: Thanks to the Wizard of Id, it is now 2021, five months early!

Everyone: Hooray!

Aliens: Yay! We can invade five months early! We were gonna wait, to cut you poor jerks some slack, but…welcome to the party, humans!

Meteor: Yeah, I was gonna give this place a miss, but…watch out, Atlantic Ocean…cannonbaaaaalllllll!

Your system has developed a fault, press here to reboot your copy of 2020…

Excellent Idea Wiz.

Pour me one too….this pandemic is a catastrophe

2020.5?

Tomorrow is my birthday, so I guess I’ll be starting a new year.

Whatever happened to Xmas in July?

If I knew, I would have wanted this year to be cancelled. But I didn’t have 2020 vision.

Yeah 2020 is a humongous suck-fest.

November 3rd could make 2020 a whole lot better or a whole lot worse.

Silly question – if we start 2021 now and my birthday is next month, do I get to skip this year? Not that I really care about my age, just asking.

Ooh, me too, Wiz—let 2021 begin~

Here’s the deal, easiest explanation of all – and you may quote me (but I want all royalties paid in full!). Hindsight is 2020, therefore this year most definitely has its head up its butt.

the best news years carttoon ever was dec 1979. when doonsbury said, “this to shall pass” “Here’s to a kidney stone of a decade.”

I don’t have a witty comment. I’m just having comment withdrawal since yahoo decided to censor us and shut down the comment section.

Amen

I agree with the Wizard! This year can be forgotten, better start afresh!

Well, for me it is a new year. Yesterday was my birthday.

holds out glass

Oh, if only it was that easy!

and what does that change? Next year (tomorrow), the morons will still be rioting in the cities and, while almost over, the China flu will still be there.

They live in a actual house?