FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 23, 2020

you’re a wonder, Paige

Take out shares in dental labs that make crowns.

She’s got a point. I’m reminded of the old saying: “If we had some ham, we could have ham n eggs… if we had eggs.”

Twenty-eight sweet teeth? Did she get four pulled from all that sugar?

Not too far off from how I do my sundaes, actually. Only I try to keep them small, fit them within a roughly 1-cup, well… cup. XD; I figure the size is probably the main factor for calories and whatnot. Complexity shouldn’t really make it that much worse than the same amount of just-ice-cream, if at all.

(Unlike my dad, who treated me like I was extra-crazy when I added a little bit of whipped cream, as if it were the thing that REALLY made it deadly or whatever. IT’S LESS THAN 20 CALORIES! YEESH!!)

If the tooth decay doesn’t get her, the diabetes will!

I was salivating until I came to the gummy bears…yuk

Heaven for your taste buds, hell for your stomach

Paige…professional sugar addict. Don’t try this at home yourself, kids!

Calling John Patterson from “ For Better Or Worse”….

Not to mention how she stays so skinny.

When I lost all my sweet teeth, the dentist gave me Skittles implants.

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/10/11

What, no beer?

I don’t care how high her metabolism is supposed to be. She should be a lumbering truck by now.

Now this seems excessive . . .

Wow, that’s gotta be like…near Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs level of sweet.

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And here I thought Peter would be the one to do this, not Paige. Hell, even Jason seemed more likely.

Looking at the last panel, I see why Paige has no dating success.

I can feel my blood sugar going up just be reading. Bad part I am allergic to any sweet that has any form of chocolate.

it’s unusual to see Peter eating less than Paige

Not even some of the pistachio ice cream Mater found on the Japanese buffet in Cars II?

My teeth ran off screaming upon reading this, pardon me while I now need to go catch them.

When I was a kid, I wasn’t allowed to use the stove so I ate instant oatmeal dry. With plenty of cinnamon and sugar.

That’s me.

foxtrot community is epic

most likly yes

yum

I ate around the equivalent of a 5-oz bag of candy each day 2019-2021 and i didn’t get any teeth pulled. Good thing i’m not paige.

I’m actually surprised she hasn’t got diabetes yet.

Ick. My teeth feel weird just thinking about it.