Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 15, 2020

The adult version of ‘the dog ate my homework’…

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At least he’s showing his handiwork.

Step 1: 6-7= -1 Step 2: -6 * -1 = +6 Step 3: 4 + 6 = 10 Step 5: 6 – 10 = -4 Step 6: -4 + 2 = -2 Step 7: -2 + 7 = 5

PEMDAS

Keep calm and use a calculator, horsie.

F (wau) {pronounced wow!}

And I can’t count to 20, without taking off my shoes.

Horace likes thick coffee.

what problem? ;+)

Correct at 1.

Suddenly Horace has a “splash of inspiration”…!

No surprise that horses abhor simple arithmetic. But do they drink coffee?

[ and ] confuse me and MS Excel

COFFEE ABUSE!!!!

What happens if it is a two-cuppa-coffee problem?

My Nuclear Coffee defies mathematical explanation, I think it’s more of a mystical thing

“Strong coffee helps me dissolve my problems.”

first you count all the parenthesis’ and if they are even add 1 or if odd subtract 1. Then do the same for the brackets and multiply by any remaining numbers….viola

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