The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 12, 2020

2 words. Paper plates.

Why Brutus you sexist, lazy pig! :/

KD on paper plates coming up!

The next words out of his mouth, as he turns away from her, better be, “Ok Wilberforce, you wash, I’ll dry.”

Brutus is just asking for a hit on the head.

I think Brutus has just had his last meal.

The sound of an idiot shooting himself in the foot

That’s A Lot of dishes for three people. Did Hurricane Haiti sneak over her dishes as well?

Someone’s sleeping on the sofa tonight … and probably for the foreseeable future as well.

The same crystal-clear logic that informs us that the unmeasured is non-existent. Brutus, you’re such a loser, you’d run for office as a goof, and win.

Hm …

She looks ready to take care of Brutus-permanently.

I’m glad that it is not a four-panel strip. Otherwise, I would have to close my eyes at the violence portrayed.

This is true.. let him cook and you “may” end up with only one pan but more likely just one of those plastic trays that have the food already in them.. complete with a pretty picture of what it should look like.. in case it doesn’t.

One cooks, the other cleans (or helps)

So what is he planning on eating tomorrow with no dishes or pans clean? He probably has no idea where his clothes come from, how they get clean, or how they end up back in the drawers and closets. Who wouldn’t want a life like that? Coming home every night to a clean house, laundry done, dinner cooked, and one time asked to do dishes. Once.

My mom taught us to clean up as you cook and it definitely works too. :^)

Yeah, Brutus… remember that tomorrow when she doesn’t cook your dinner.

Brutus, Brutus, Brutus…. you should be sent to the couch to spend the night for a few nights until you see the light.

No Brutus you shouldn’t argue and just do your chores your wife asked you. You waste alot of time arguing.