Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2020

Should have tied up The Fink and sent him to Abu Dhabi…

Wiz, if you could package that spell and sell it…you’d be a billionaire

“But… your Majesty! I’m innocent! It was the Presentation itself that cast That spell!” (Smirk!)

Should have gone for the throat and not the ankle.

The king must be afraid of the wiz.

Now THAT’S a useful skill/power!!

I wonder what the Wiz would do with Flow-Charts? Would a Pie-Chart chase the King around like in the old Pac-Man games?

Hung by his own petard…..

I’ve been in meetings like that, and wanted out early on. Unfortunately, there’s never a wand handy when you need one.

I’ve always hated meetings. They’re such a waste of time!

Someone is just asking to do time in the dungeon.

Should we play Patience by Axel Rose again or something else??

Abu Dhabi…the home of Saudis…with the worst humane record on Earth. Everyday they publicly beat, torture, Stone, behead, etc …UGH! BOO HISS

“Is this a sharpie I see before me?”

Imagine what the wiz could do with a animated power point. A power point presentation and a laser pointer. “Nobody gets out alive!”

Please, A ONE-minute meeting is 59.999 seconds too many!

Wiz has his own way of signaling things,

Surprised that the Wiz doesn’t get the dungeon for that trick.

Don’t underestimate him because of his size.

I used to hate meetings – now i almost miss them

Meetings are events where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

I had a boss like that-he sure like the sound of his own voice. I wish I’d magic powers like the Wiz to shut him up.

What most ppl think of when a board meeting goes too long

I thought meetings were an excuse to eat donuts. Nothing more.

that should happen to Trump when he starts lying about how the virus will just go away, that because he signed an executive order that people will get their extra unemployemnt money very soon, that he has done more for blacks than John Lewis did, that mail in voting promotes fraud but he mails his in all the time but who checks his signature…..

If a meeting is more than 15 minutes it turns into a waste of time.

He’s being nice, Mr Fink! It could have went around your neck, you know.