Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 22, 2020

He sneaks up on you for the fun of it. Now, he just wants you to shut up.

Hobbes can easily tell which side is front. It’s the side smugly bragging to him.

Easy. The front is the side all the noise is coming from.

He doesn’t need to sneak up on you, Calvin.

This is like the police telling a criminal “We’ve set up the perfect sting operation. This pawn shop is fake.” Why is Calvin telling Hobbes anything.

Panel 4 is my secret wish!!!

Hobbes, spit that kid out! You don’t know where he’s been!

Rocket Butt, lol. Missile Moon.

Good appetite, Hobbes!!

Hobbes doesn’t need to sneak up, he just enjoy s it….

Calvin’s notes to self:

Let’s drop the nickname Rocket-Butt.

Cats don’t like being teased.

Hobbes will just check for the toes of his shoes.

Yuck. I wouldn’t put that thing in my mouth!

You don’t need to outwit a human. Just wait until they outwit themselves.

Hard to ignore such presumption.

I think it takes a smarter human than this to outwit the animals.

That’s what you get for boasting, Calvin!

Hobbes said a mouthful.

It is never wise to insult a tiger.

Hobbes really is stuffed.

Calvin, my boy, you need to know that tigers do not good house pets make. For verification, I refer you to Siegfried and Roy.

Never tell a tiger what he can’t do, for he’ll just prove you wrong!

I rather be eaten up by Hobbes instead of babysitting Calvin.

Pride cometh before the call.

Many times I have held your life in my paws, and each time I have given it back to you. The next time I MAY NOT be so generous.

Calvin, the trick doesn’t work if you taunt the big pussy!

Careful, Hobbs! You might a bad case of indigestion!

Calvin needs a mute button. (Also useful for presidential candidates and CNN/New Yorker guys on Zoom calls).

Doesn’t have to…..

No too smart telling him the plan.

Hobbes for President.

Tigers, like dragons, should not be meddled with.

Ugh! Who wants to stick a rug rat’s head in their mouth? Not me.

Oh, I think Hobbes will know which way Calvin’s facing by the goofy way Calvin drew his mask and the position of his body…

Now chopp down and put everyone out of their misery. Mom and Dad, Susie and Mrs. Wormwood will shower you with gifts and tuna sangwiches.

The best laid plans of mice and men…

LOL!

I would actually love a big cuddly tiger to pounce on me.

I would be screaming but in a totally fun, happy and excited way.

xxx

Best to let sleeping tigers lie.

Remember to chew each bite thirty-two times.

Where you are in the food chain, depends a lot on where you are.

Bro he gonna get killed fer tokkin lik dat

Don’t push it…..

Calvin shouldn’t have told hobbes his little back-face plan

A nice visual metaphor for being consumed by a psychosis.