Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2020

Thank goodness for Scotchgard???

The Huns had a navy?!

Gravy, light gravy.

Someone has to have control of the bathing waters. Wait, they do take baths, don’t they?

Soon, he’ll be shedding rust everywhere he goes.

His entrance tells you everything you need to know!

So today’s moral is, if you try to kiss a Hun’s belly button, the Hun will slobber all over you?

meanwhile, the royal janitor is really ticked off with Rodney for leaving that trail of water for him to clean up!

Rodney just stares at Fink for a few more seconds, then says: “Well, actually, we won”.

We’re all washed up sire…

Swimmingly?!

I’m thinking everyone in the Id Navy should be issued snorkels. Of course, the ability to survive underwater does sort of undermine the motivation to keep the boat afloat.

Rod had better find some towels pronto or he is going to find himself more frozen up than the Tin Woodman.

Maybe the Fink can borrow a glass bottom boat to review his fleet.

I’m getting the impression that anyone that can hack into an account can have anything they want.

literally that was my first question? naval huns? I don’t think so — vikings yes, huns no

Very impressive if he swam to safety in a chainmail armor!

Not well, and don’t call me hun.

Rod doesn’t want to be drowning in sympathy!

The good news is that all of the Id Navy sailors can swim…

“We gotta do something about fixing the screen door on the submarine. Sucker leaks BADDDDDDly.