Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 16, 2020

Everything is relative. Just ask my uncle.

Meanwhile Carman and Winslow are arriving at their planet.

It could also look like it’s spinning faster than it is because of all the booze the two of you have been drinking.

I wouldn’t be spinning if they were in a geosynchronous orbit.

Don’t drink and warp drive.

Carole King could feel it…

Looks like they’ve been getting flying sauced…

Hey, take your empties with you!!!

NEVER drink and hyperdrive. You can drink, or you can hyperdrive, but you can’t do both.

Hey, look what I found. They are among us: https://beeralien.com/about-us/

LOL! Every species has at least one special one!

I see the artificial gravity extends to the outside of their ship.

Must be stuffy inside that ship. I see they’re sitting outside for a breath of fresh vacuum.

When you add in the spinning of the Earth around the Sun and the Sun around the Center of the Galaxy it’ll really make your head swim and cause you to loose you lunch.

What happens if one of them falls off? That looks pretty risky.

Wanna come back to my place?

To quote a college classmate: “It is intuitively obvious that alcohol improves the perception, for it is only when one is drunk that he can tell that the world is going around in circles.”