Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 29, 2020

How about news? Or even?

It must be their diet.

floral flatulence… fabulous

How about giving yourself a break, Marigold?

Dance? A leg?

Just keep telling yourself that, Marigold.

I see ‘I am punk’ is fading

That’s what we all say.

And I’m immature enough to have actually laughed at this.

We can take the “rainbows” joke as having been read, I think.

Have we ever seen Marigold’s home? Is she referring to the clubhouse that the pixies built for them?

she said she wasn’t going to poke and she poked anyway! hehehe this marigold

Phlower pharts! phunny!

Ah, stinkblossoms!

There’s that old saying that goes something like “if I could bottle it, I would make millions.” Somebody beat Marigold to it:

https://manofmany.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/%E2%80%98Sour-Me-Unicorn-Farts%E2%80%99-Sour-Ale.jpg

(sees dialogue in the last panel of the cartoon; feels disgusted)

Hopefully not like Ailanthus or Bradford Pear flowers.

How many things have you broek, Marigold? Farty.

Please, no more flatulence “jokes.”

Ah, the delicate aroma of Pitcher Plants…

There are still various world records. And even if you’ve already done those, you can break your own.

And I thought unicorns didn’t fart! :P