Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2020

I am evil. Just to get that out of the way. I am currently in a tiff with a relative. Her name is Charlotte. I really, really want to make the battle worse. I want to send her a Frozen Charlotte Doll. You can look up the history if you want. But it is a story of a vain girl named Charlotte who wanted to go to a New Years Party. She did not want to cover up while riding in the carriage to party. Winter… just a party dress on… – she froze to death. The Charlotte Doll is usually a tiny thing that can be strung on a necklace and is accompanied with a coffin. The Charlotte I would give it to would not understand. I think she is just as foolish as her name sake.

Don’t let your public know, Wiz. You might be mistaken for someone they don’t like.

Wiz is fed up that Blanche hasn’t trimmed her toe nails since the pandemic started.

How else is he suppose to convince you that Twilight is a vampire propaganda?

At least any night-farts will be boxed in.

Oh I would love it no fans to blow on me no a/c either plus nice and dark….my dream bed.

Well, I guess it won’t matter who hogs the blanket this way.

Ah well, the peaceful sleep of the dead, eh Wiz?

Those night trips to the bathroom are going to be a bear !

That looks like something Herman Munster would do.

so comfortable…until that moment when you accidentally get locked in!

Oy

The wiz is social distancing in bed.

The wiz is practicing safe sex during covid.

If it’s good enough for Gary….

Hope he’s not a heavy sleeper…..could be buried in the morning.

Need to think outside the box Wiz.

T’aint funny Magee!

As long as he doesn’t “soil” the sheets in the process…

Who knew Wiz was a Hipster. He’s setting the next trend…

A bundling board taken to extreme.

Nope. Bad Fad. Not going to do it. Not going to like it. Not sorry.

At least she can’t roll over and kick you like my wife does.

But think of the money you will save.. especially on the embalming if the Wiz is full of gin.

He’s just planing for the future.

My Great Uncle Will Green had one made for himself. He wanted to make sure he would fit in it. Every now and then he’d stretch out in it, claimed it was comfortable. The family wouldn’t let him keep it in the house so I think he kept it on the front porch.

Just picture the salespeople coming by and waking him up from a nap.

Some insect are out the silk lining toward the end. Grandpa Green had to have it redone prior to his funeral. I assume he’s still as comfortable as ever.

If Wiz wizzes during the night, only he will know it

no need to be on the bed

I just caught on. Teeth in the neck comment. You’re QUICK.

So the wizard seeks the immortality of the undead?

That is where all have to rest ultimately. The wizard is suggestive.