That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 24, 2020

The realization that he would no longer have to hear his daughter singing around the house made Mauno cry with happiness.

“Yeah, I’m wearing white! What makes ya think that’s so hilarious gramps?”

What do you give the bride that has everything?Covid.

The Bride’s father is upset at the cost of it all.

Almost a “Norman Rockwell”.

they all seriously wished that gramps would quit using the good napkins for snot rags…

My dears, around here, allergy season is nothing to sneeze at!

Dad’s up to some hanky-panky again… that special snuff made from coca leaves is no doubt involved…

“And yes, yes, I’m sorry Papa that you take it so hard, but I believe women should have the right to vote!!!

Is linen better for blowing your nose than tissues? It’s proven that they both work well, but linen is best for showing ‘the help’ what you truly think of them!

“Aw, is the cost of the wedding got you upset dad?”

“We’ve done an incredible job !” “One day – it’s like magic – it will just disappear !”

Her father broke down when the bride sang a song just for him: Papa was a rolling stone.

After dinner, Al Hirt will be entertaining us in the parlor.

It’s “The Bride’s Song.” I think that’s Dad who’s tearing up; maybe all that money for singing lessons finally paid off. Nice little article about the work at https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/the-bride-s-song-gunnar-berndtson/6QGeR_2idLHpyg.

It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to……

Guy to her left, “ Quit with the yammering already….bring on the eats!”

Female comic at the roast of JP Morgan:

“In England they use the word ‘skinnt’ to indicate that they got no money. JP uses it to describe his customers after his collection efforts fail to get the loan repaid WITH MONEY! HE’S GOT MORE POUNDS OF FLESH THAN SHYLOCK!!!

JP: HAR HAR HAR! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE!

The upstanding young lady in white / had whale-bone corsets drawn very tight / that when they unlaced her / from that gown that had graced her / she fainted and went out like a light!

This girl looks about 14 years old. This should be called “The Sacrifice of the Virgin”.

“Great news, guys. I’m pregnant! And you’ll never guess who the daddy is … will they Daddy?”

“JESUS! Who shjt themself?”

The Bride’s Song: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gunnar_Berndtson_-_The_Bride%27s_Song_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary – especially true for References, for which standalone translators such as

https://translate.google.com

and

http://www.translatetheweb.com

currently fail during the translation) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.all-art.org/DICTIONARY_of_Art/b/Berndtson2.htm 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Gunnar_Fredrik_Berndtson/11088581/Gunnar_Fredrik_Berndtson.aspx 

https://fngresearch.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/fngr_2017-5_heikka_article1.pdf 

http://web.archive.org/web/20150926170111/https://serlachius.fi/en/collections/pearl-of-the-month/27-art-connoisseurs-in-the-louvre/ 

https://mojafinska.blogspot.com/2013/06/gunnar-berndtson-finski-slikar.html 

http://www.blf.fi/artikel.php?id=3138 

all have info about the artist (again, Chrome can translate as necessary and askart.com can be read in full for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. This is a different caption repeat of the only work by him used here so far. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2015/09/21?comments=visible 

has the prior caption, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 20 hyperlinks remain inactive, ?&@#!#%&!, but the text may be informative.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2520 (August 23, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Ah nature, ah choo!

The groom looks at her rapturously, knowing that this will be the final chorus and then they can finally go upstairs.

“Stay 6 feet away from him, folks! He’s got the ’Rona!!”

Whoopsie! It seems we have a corked wine here!

With a wisdom beyond her years/ she moved grandfather to tears/ when the geezer drops dead/ and his will is read/ t’will be Bergdorf’s and Saks- not Sears!

I bet she’s singing that old Irish song: “Maids When You’re Young, Never Wed An Old Man”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5StzrUgmBc

And then to top off her speech the bride gave a right proper toot.

Natiely (in white) told the dinner guests how thomas ( with hanky) raped her in the kitchen on top of the turnips.

Ishmael shouldn’t have taken that sip of wine. Her limericks kept getting raunchier as the party went on.