Pluggers by Rick McKee for September 11, 2020

That thing must be a whatchamacalllit.

You’re a plugged if you bought the strangest pepper grinder in the world.

And then you can’t remember when or why you ordered it.

It takes so long for things to be delivered these days that it’s always a surprise! Which I kinda like :)

It’s Christmas every time!

… and sometimes not even then.

Never have this problem …. I’m the guy that uses tracking ;-)

Eh, but what is that thing he ordered anyway?

Every other Friday I go to my favorite used book store

If I can’t find a used book on my list, I order a book and it’s in when I come back 2 weeks later

Some fridays I can’t remember if its book day or not

Today is not … I think

I can only keep track of what day of the week it is by my 7-day pill box. If I miss a day I might not get back on track until Thanksgiving.

Or why you ordered it in the first place. You also have found two more in the shop or junk drawer

Early last January, my granddaughter asked me to order some special shoes for her Dad’s birthday (his feet are hard to fit). That was just before Covid-19 shut down China. We got an email letting us know that the shoes would be delayed and asking if we wanted to cancel the order. We didn’t cancel, thinking it would be just a few weeks. . .they arrived yesterday! And, they fit!

Many of my wife’s purchases are addressed to me. I do not ask why, I just open them. If it’s for her or the dogs, I put the box on her personal desk (vs work desk upstairs).

And then need to wait for the grand kids to come over and read the instructions.

Are you sure that’s not a turnip twaddler?

guilty

I thought they were going to say something about finding an 8th grade science project.

But I had to order within the next 20 minutes andthey told me that I would get a second one for free if I just paid separate shipping and handling.

Don’t have that problem, thanks to a spreadsheet I keep when I order anything from anywhere.

And then you look at the label to see if was to you.

This ’toon is always so accurate, it just scares me