Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 11, 2020

Hit by the rare Lizzy-BordenOctopius.

When life gives you detached tentacles make Tako So.

Parisi’s humor can be disarming.

This reminds me of the octopus story from Short Term 12.

This is really kraken me up.

Just falling to pieces for Her !

Will they work right if they happened to get sewn back to the wrong stump?

Now I have Patsy Cline’s “I Fall to Pieces” playing in my head! Perfect song for this one!

Next time, start with ‘She loves me not’.

Don’t they grow back? Oy Occupi-protest

At least he didn’t get her name tattooed on his arm.

That didn’t go swimmingly.

His name is Cal Amari

Dang… the things we do for love… Also Love Hurts!

OUCH!!!

ROFLOL

I was wondering exactly how he did that.

Poor guy needs a hug…. oh, wait.

Well she thinks you’re a little too touchy feely.

Should have given that some thought before starting…

I’ll never look at that “Super Mario Sunshine” battle the same way again.

Octopus de Milo !!

I’d love to be……under the sea…..in an octopus’s garden with you.

Awwww….. :’~(

Separation can be painful!

Calamari!

Tapas anyone?