Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 12, 2020

A three dimensional map would pinpoint:

Top of the refrigerator.

Third drawer down between the socks and underwear.

In the kitchen sink.

Under the kitchen sink.

Over the kitchen sink in the potted fern.

That’s why I would never have a cat!!

It’s good to have goals.

Busted!

That’s what you get for imprisoning a poor cat inside for life!

Throw up on her shoes!

Scratch the kitchen and bathroom. Only rooms with rugs qualify…

Upchucket list

VOMITROCIOUS!

This floor plan means nothing….it’s wherever they are at the time …..

No, never the kitchen or bath, only places with carpet.

Let’s not forget the chair you just sat down in without looking.

Even better, Cat Throwup Bingo Cards. A game the whole family can play. Excuse me while I call the Patent office.

You would think the dining room would be the first place. Sometimes our cats barely make it past the bowl before breakfast makes a reappearance.

Is that normal?

I’m thinking there is something wrong with mine

My bedspread 3 hours ago.

So this is why my pens get moved in the middle of the night!

I know it’s just a comic, but…if your cat is vomiting that often, there are special types of canned food that help dissolve hair balls, brush your cat more often or perhaps even consult a vet?

Some cats suffer from gulping down food and because they have filled their esophagus too much, they puke. It’s likely about competition. I found that getting a feeder that portions out over the day and having a little measuring cup nearby with food in it that my cat can’t reach, but can see, has solved the problem. She still pukes once and awhile but not like it was.

Cat will no longer be working from home.

I live in Florida so I would never let my cats outdoors. Between the alligators, bobcats, raccoons, and of course cars, it’s way too dangerous. And as many of you have mentioned, they are totally happy indoors and never try to go out when the door is open. I’ve heard too many stories about other people’s cats getting out and never returning.

Don’t forget under the beds…

Now we need a comic about dogs that wet when they get excited.

Time to switch up the cat food