Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 02, 2020

feed him a whole can of raw spinach. I’m guessing you’ll never see him again,.

The opposite of a chubby chaser is a slim stalker?

His obsession with yams was a turn-off anyway…

Shouldn’t he have a squinty eye, bulgy forearms and a corncob pipe?

Go for Betty Boop.

he’s resisting the urge to say, ‘i yam disgustipated’…

I don’t know what the problem is. I’d think that she would make a great sailor. She even has her own flotation device on her. And it is a perfect fit too..

I think Brutis would prefer Her over Olive Oyl any day

He held the position of carpenter aboard ship and Olive Oyl was his carpenter’s dream.

Just sans the dress works for me.

Would Shelley Duvall do?

You might want to reconsider – they say he’s “strong to the finish”…

Some guys never learn, or won’t be taught.

The lonely life of the sailor…..also she forgot Nose Job and let’s check your shoe size.

“I say damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead”

And the Three Musketeers have done it again ( You, Diego and Tony)!

Is she going to say, “I yam what I yam?”

I once knew a beautiful and buxom lady who told me she was getting a breast reduction because her boobs gave her a backache. The logical portion of my mind said “Yeah, that makes sense” while the other 95% of my brain screamed “No! Don’t do it!”

I feel bad for him. His only alternatives are Alice the Goon and the Sea Hag.

“Well, blow me down! … Or up…” ☺

Of all the cartoon characters ever penned, Olive Oyl was most decidedly unattractive. And that voice! Hard to imagine what he sees in her.

So, you’re saying I shouldn’t get the massive forearm muscle implants?

“No no, My Dear, you misunderstand; I don’t want you to look like Olive Oyl. I want you to let me start USING olive oil. I like the taste better”…

Well he ain’t no Popeye.

Don’t kink shame me!