Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 08, 2020

ignorance is embarrassing

How long until she can go back home again?

I still love it when the Peanuts gang give that eye roll.

She should just sleep on the pool table. Problem solved

Your problems are always someone else’s fault, right Patty? Couldn’t even ask Chuck to let you in the house to do your homework, because be honest now, you always do it in the morning before class.

In the dog house still…..

What a boon for Patty, not only a good excuse but also a witness to corroborate it!

Peppermint Patty also got angry with CB for his so-called “Thanksgiving feast,” forgetting that he wasn’t the one who invited her and her friends. Even worse, she blamed him for losing the homecoming football game, completely ignoring the fact that Lucy pulled the ball before he could kick it…..again.

Ummm……Who invited themselves over while her dad was away on a business trip? Who decided to stay in the “guest cottage”, and not inside the house? And who had the great perception that it was a “guest cottage”?

Don’t forget, “Chuck” offered to stay in the “Guest Cottage” and let you have his bed! You turned the offer down!

QYB, Patty, QYB

So CB, how were the treads on that bus you just got thrown under?

CB .. lesson #1: After a few days, garbage & house guests begin to stink!

Cmon Charlie Brown get a plumber and an electrician on this lol

Also bear in mind that Marcie offered to let Patty stay at her place, but she had to strongarm her way into getting invited to Chuck’s “Guest Cottage”.

You’d think Charlie Brown’s parents would at least let her sleep on the sofa in the living room.

Peppermint Patty is the worst house guest anyone had the misfortune to have.

Why doesn’t she sleep with her feet sticking out?

He offered her a room and bed inside. She chose to sleep out there!

Look, lady, YOU were the one who wanted to stay there…

Well Patty, you invited yourself to Snoopy’s house, so is mainly your fault that all that is happening to you.

First Patty wanted to turn off the moon; now she complains there’s no light in the evening!

Don’t be a drip, PP!

I, for one, will be glad when this storyline is over. I normally don’t mind Peppermint Patty and her (annoying) ways, but this arc has always gotten under my skin.

“And all had for dinner was some kibble and a bowl of stagnant water.”

The teacher is never going to believe this story.

I’m guessing she isn’t the red-haired girl he’s looking for.

When is Chuck going to break down and tell her its a dog house?

And what’s her excuse for not doing it before she went out to the “guest house”?

Well, ma’am, we don’t have a guest cottage. You see, Peppermint Patty gets these ideas into her head, and she’s headstrong. When she has a mistaken idea, it’s hard to correct her.

Ma’am, you asked if it isn’t a guest cottage, where has she been sleeping? Well, err, ah, you see … it’s a dog house.

It was you, patty, who planned to visit the barbers guest house. Why blame poor CB.