Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2020

When the going gets tough… I forget the rest.

His moma didn’t raise no fool.

Always a good suggestion – Never build your house in the middle of Crossed Roads.

… and that is the story how the King claimed the land of the IDiots by one KNIGHT

That maiden doesn’t needs Rodney but one of the Akira Kurosawa’s “Seven Samurai” .

…move out of Portland?

You need to find a knight who still has some iron in his blood and steel in his spine. This knight has nerves of egg noodles.

Looks like Joe is going to make a good fortune today!

There’s always a catch…

If it had been someone other than Rodney, we might have learned more about the haunted woods.

I do not think that is what she had in mind.

…the Tough Get Going

Just wondering, what happened to World of Wonder?

Sounds like a sensible solution to me.

When I first saw the Haunted Woods I thought it was a Christmas tree farm or lot. Then I saw the sign.

This reminds me of an account I saw long ago of an Irish town defending against Cromwell’s advancing army. The town prepared and retreated into their fort. The army arrived, set up cannon in the obvious spot, and battered a hole in the wall. Troops poured in and others waited for the gate to be opened. Instead, by the time a third of Cromwell’s force had entered bodies began to block the entry of more. The locals had set up a pen inside that area and ringed it with a walkway from which they rained rocks down on the trapped troops. Cromwell’s army retreated.

LOL: is that a couch I see two guys moving in the background?

Where is a Witcher when you really need one? Send for Geralt.